Tonight I just need my ukulele

Jimmy Buffett, the absolute repository of all knowledge and wisdom once said, "tonight I just need my guitar". Well tonight I just need my ukulele. I know what you’re saying "WHAT A GEEK" and you would be right. Not only am I a geek but I am uber-geek. certified Ham Radio operator geek, once studied latin geek. Yes, I was once cool, Park Ranger at Yellowstone, carrying a .357 magnum revolver, full head of hair, dating hot women but now, I am just a simple public servant and once again in the words of Jimmy Buffett, "just trying to get by, being quiet and shy, in this world full of pushing and shove" .  The next line of that song is "but the wino and I know" which is in fact the title of the song. This reminds me of something….

Tonight I am drinking Ecco Domani Pinot Grigio wine. And as you wine drinkers know about a bottle of wine the old saying goes.."Too much for one, not enough for two" but there is a reason for my madness. Once again you may or may not know that Paulaner Hefeweizen is the single finest beer in the history of the universe and Felina and I will argue and argue about this until a tasting is arranged but I stick to my preferences and have convinced many others of the absolute reign of Paulaner Hefeweizen as the true KING OF BEERS, nectar of the gods, etc.. Sabiente Sat. ( A word to the wise is sufficient) .

Back  to why I am drinking wine, had it in the refrigerator, only have five Paulaners left, want to save the beer. Simple enough? Please dont judge me, I know yer judging me….WHO ARE U 2 JUDGE ME!. In the immortal words of mofocat.. "I aint no wine drinkin pansy" . O.k. Maybe he never said that but I imagine he would say that had he been here and I offered him a glass of wine.

now, what was I saying.. I forgot.. but it seems like a good time for a beer…..hmmmm….

lets see what I got in the fridge…

-PF