The truth about zombies in the Rocky Mountain Wes

I may be violating some federal laws by writing this but here goes. No "reminds me of something" entry, no games, no notes about my soon to be ex-wife (internet whore of the universe) just the truth.

Mofocat has hinted at it. many have responded to it. I’m here to tell you the truth.

Some say zombies do NOT have the capacity of speech. Some say they move slow like in the movies. Some say they are not intelligent. I am here to tell you all of these assmuptions are wrong. Why would a reanimated body have less strength or agility than it’s original host? Why would a reanimated brain have less cognitive reasoning than it’s original capcacity? Zombies are just as strong and just as smart as their original characters, they may be even stronger due to the fact that they are already dead and feel no pain.

In my capacity as waste disposal for a major metropolitan area in the Rocky  Mountain West I was recently on a bicycle ride between the metropolis’es (SP) of Commerce City and Denver. I found the original genesis of zombieism in Denver. It lies on the Commerce City bikepath at approximately it’s junction with the Platte River. In this area are three very vital elements for a zombie outbreak. A waste disposal plant, a National Guard depot, and a graveyard.

But the origins of Zombieism in Denver go farther back. Back to the Sand Creek Massacre when Col. Chivington murdered many inccocent Native Amricans. In their final moments the last of the Indian Shamans placed a curse on the Colorado West. They cursed us with zombies and henceforth we have been the center of zombieism for the Western U.S since.

The conditions to make this curse come true have not existed until Denver decided to make an old sewage reclamation plant a  public park and closed it to development. This park exists at Northside Treatment Plant, a former superfund site associated with the ASARCO company which has been turned into a CITY PARK?!?!

 http://www.denvergov.org/South_Platte_Denver_Parks/NorthsidePark/tabid/393905/Default.aspx

Nearby is the local National Guard Armory and I am sorry to say that zombies from a neaby cemetery have infiltrated the armory and are slowly taking over the National Guard infrastructure. Arm yourselves folks. Armageddon is soon. I will report more on this later.

-PF