The truth about blogs

"Well like to explain to you all before, I ain’t no drinking man. I tried it once and it got me highly irregular"
-Jimmy Buffett

Hmmm, that phrase does not describe me, or Jimmy Buffet for that matter. But as we all know, Jimmy Buffett is the repository of all knowledge and Americas Troubador so I wanted to start with a Jimmy quote. Of course for that matter I dont really know if Jimmy is or is not a drinker, pot smoker, or even if he transported ecstacy into France as the newspapers would have you believe. That is between him and the French authorities, cheese eating surrender monkeys that they are. If anyone out there believes that newspapers print truth all the time, especially about celebrities, then I have some ocean front property in Colorado I would like to sell you. Which reminds me of something…

Do any of you believe blogs are the real lives and experiences of those blogging them. Oh I have a money back guarantee that my blog musings are real but most of the major and most popular blogs you may or may not have read are directed to promote a product or another web site. Keep in mind most of the major so-called "Personal" blogs will give money in the form of paid advertisement kickbacks to the blogger. Especially if the blogger writes about a particular topic say fashion or poker. This person will then receive money from whatever fashion website their blog drives people traffic to. Some of these monthly checks can be in amounts like 250 a month depending on the level of people traffic they drive to the sponsors website. And how do they drive all this traffic. By writing things that may be partially true but always interesting, sexual, etc.

Perhaps within five minutes of posting this the Open Diary Mafia, who probably employ guys like Mofocat, are going to come knocking on my door and take me away . This of course all plays into my conspiracy theories which I will then at my earliest chance of freedom, sell to the Weekly World News for sponsorship of my blog. Hey, I’m just exposing the practice, whats wrong with me raking in a little cash like those other liars.

-PF

U have some deep issues you need to take care of. What is your wifes blog, you keep talking about it why dont you just tell us where she is so we can read it.

Mr. Mofo

May 6, 2007

As I often state right before I employ my fifth admendment right not to self incriminate…”There is no Open Diary Mafia”. I would also like to point out that I do not gather money from my blog, rather I recieve money from my dealings in construction, waste management, and other various financial dealings.

I would also like to ask you how you can even mention conspiracy thoeries when you do not believe the Free Masons and thier goons, the M.I.B. control most of the free world and that your capital building can shoot lasers?!?

Call me if ya need to Marco.

act2

No – I had no idea about that. If they drag you away no worries – I’ll bake you a cake with a file in it and distract the guards while you escape ; )

May 7, 2007

Interesting, someone would leave a note anonymously, I guess if they really had something important to say they would say it and we would have the ability to respond to it. As it is, their chickensh*% tactics leave us no alternative but to post a note.