Happy friday everyone!

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Once again I sit at my computer and wax philosophic AND idiotic at the same time while quaffing a frosty hefeweizen from a frozen souvenir glass from Jimmy Buffetts Margaritaville in fabulous Las Vegas Nevada.  Perhaps it’s the beer, perhaps not… in a drunken haze who can tell.  Look, it’s just like the picture, I dont hide anything, except you cant see me sucking in my gut for the picture and … as I have stated all along.. the stupid side of me forgets that you cant see a man sucking in his gut in a head shot,,, and after all what good would it do… could I then simultaneously blow air out of my head and fake the beautiful pate of blonde hair I once had…. ahh those were the days.  Which reminds me of a story I would like to share…

I was once in a past life a Park Ranger for the National Park service and my first assignment was Devils Tower National Monument. Yes I actually climbed the damn thing, it’s historical record in the archives, they save the registers that can only be accessed at the top of the tower in some kind of historical vault so you can go there and check it out.

One day as a joke I took a flyer that I obtained from Yellowstone about being safe around buffalo and I slipped it under the glass at the visitor center counter. The visitor center staff immediately started receiving hundreds of questions about where they could see the buffalo at Devils Tower. Eventually, my prank was found out and I got an official reprimand from my boss. Geeez… no sense of humor, those federal people. 

well thats all for this friday, everyone out there stay safe and check out the following two websites I highly recommend….

A. Margaritaville.com, especially the radiomargaritaville link where you can listen to Jimmys own radio station!
B. Newgrounds.com and especially the game divine intervention part 1. where you play the part of a gun toting priest who kills the undead with reckless abandon.. just watch out for the evil priest and JUMP when he throws fireballs. 
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/136337

P.S. To survive you MUST use the cheat where you have all weapons available including the uzi. Not necessary but when dealing with the undead, highly recommended.

-PF

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April 6, 2007

Thanks for the tips on the undead.

April 6, 2007

F/ucking zombies!!!!

April 6, 2007

omg – I LOVe the buffalo flyer joke!!!!!