Beer for breakfast and Fathers Day Advice!

What is beer but the ingredients in it. Water, wheat, malt, barley, hops. All of these incredibly wholesome ingredients. These ingredients exist in other breakfast foods like Wheat toast, etc. So lets all just take the bad connotations off of drinking beer for breakfast. This entry will be only slightly related to a future entry devoted to Scotch for breakfast. And this reminds me of something…..

Today is fathers day. Many of you who have read my blog remember that I am going through a divorce with the internet whore of the universe. (She had an online thing that turned into a not so online thing,) When mothers day came around I made a special effort to have our son make her a special mothers day card. I also spent a little money and bought her a small corsage and a small gold rose pin. Me, I got nuthin!

Oh dont feel sorry for me, I DID get a card from my mom. But what does a man really want on fathers day. You ladies out there listen close. If you can, if it’s possible. I have two words for you out there married to or dating a father
BLOW JOB  
(But if you cant do that let him PLAY THE BACK NINE, ((know what I mean?)))

 Short of that, how about some cool electronics, a night of poker at the local casino, dinner. But from a purely economical standpoint the former is the cheapest. So this Fathers Day save some money and please your man in that way that says love more than any other.  To all you guys out there, if this entry gets you what you want, you owe me. P.S. I like Drew Estate cigars (Le Vieja Habana)