Want some candy, little girl?
For Halloween this year I dressed as a “dirty old man.” Yeah I know, I know those few whom I told beforehand all responded with, “So not wearing a costume then this year, eh Phaedrus?”
I would forewarn all before I flashed them that it was very disgusting:
If you follow college football you’ll get it.
My character’s name was “Pop” and he offered candy to all the pretty girls. What kind of candy?
Of course.
It worked too. As some may remember, I am “Batman” on our Mardi Gras float every year:
Friday I finally found a suitable sidekick:
I love my own little private fantasy world.
Very good. But I think you should have at least worn a mask.
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Absolutely the scariest costume I’ve ever seen!!
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Haha…saw you out front. Love your attitude, dude.
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LMAO Not quite as disgusting or scary as I had hoped. Now if it had said “USC”…..*SCREAM* Now THAT is disgusting.
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crap – kate totally stole my note.
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Scary on all kinds of levels! Great costume, the chicks dig it, eh?
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just how many inhabit that planet you live on??
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Of course, blow pops, Pop! ha!
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all sour apple blow pops or did you have other flavors? i am a little picky about what i put in my mouth.
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I’m not sure if I’ve thought of this much, but after seeing that pic I’m pretty sure that my daddy in a caddy needs to be having a condo on a beach.
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it’s the black socks and shoes that totally make he costume.
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good notes on this.
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Ha ha ha – I loved the costumes. Very good. I liked the dirty old man a lot better than batman 😉
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The top photo scared the crap outta me. Jeez! I love your sidekick though– you have excellent tastes!! RYN: A wise comment and one I was not considering. Excellent point.
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Blow…who…I mean what?!? “Dirty old man” is good but not as good as Batman.
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It always shows when someone is not a Tiger’s fan. (snicker)
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Damn, looks almost just like you. 😉 Yes, we must coordinate better next year. I’ll probably be at the Beau if we go. I was comped at the Grand this year and it sucked, but we had fun. Where were you staying?
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LOLOLOL………
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No kidding (re the light fixture). Some of us, Mister, can sit on a commode and stay upright without holding on. *serious eye rollage* LOL.
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Happy birthday!
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Happy Birthday!!!
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Well, well…Happy Birthday, you D-O-M!!!
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Happy Birthday!
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Happy Happy Birthday to you!
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I LOVE IT!!!!
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What fun!
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hahaha personally i think the world needs more dirty old men-the fun kind though, not the scary kind. 🙂 wicked cute though especially with the blow pops! 🙂
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HA HA HA HA HA! I loved your note. Yep, that’s me — the pot to piss in and the window too! I’m living LARGE, brother, let me tell ya!!! Take care.
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Oh Batman, help me! I’ve fallen on your dick and can’t get up!!!
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RYN: *struggles to get off…um…get up*
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Depends on whether “getting off” means c*mming or getting up off your member and adjusting my clothing like a good girl should do when she falls on Batman’s member.
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ryn: Yes! If you look carefully, you can see my right shoulder.
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RYN: Thank you. What amazes me is that people actually believe some of this crap they spew. What the f*ck happened to self-reliance? What happened to accountability and a balanced budget? We are a more and more socialist country every passing year with all this…crap and history shows us that free enterprise and self-reliance is the ONLY friggin’ answer!!!
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And I’m sorry, but the govt cannot have any more of my money. Sure there are lots of nice programs I’d LOVE to see funded but WE CANNOT AFFORD IT. I’m paying for it! My husband got a $14,400 bonus last week and he brought home less than $9,000. WHAT THE F*CK IS THAT? Govt CANNOT have ANY MORE of my money if I can help it. There. I ranted. THANK YOU. FIGHT THE GOOD FIGHT!!
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I know. I despair for this next generation and the ones after. We have become a nation of namby pambies in so many ways! Where is that tough fighting generation that won two world wars!? I always use the “bully in the school yard” analogy. What do you do with the bully in the school yard? Expel him if he doesn’t shape up. If that doesn’t work, you imprison. Next, death. I mean…
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What else can you do with someone who just WON’T PLAY NICE?? And now…now…OUR NATION is not playing nice either, and in the meantime, we’re creating codependent sheep with bad educations. Dear God. Can I get an amen?
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LOL…glad we are like minded. You see, I KNOW I don’t know everything about what’s best for the country, etc., and what goes on behind the scenes. What I DO KNOW is that I can’t possibly know all of that — they keep much from us (the govt). It GALLS ME when finger pointers preach that they “know” what’s best for us. They know shit. We all know shit. We just have to WORK HARD and….
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…look out for our own kin and keep our guns for self-protection from ALL THREATS NATIONAL AND FOREIGN and keep saying “no” to more taxes. Oh, and cuff some liberal Dems upside the noggin. That too. LOL.
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You’re absolutely correct and most preacing, teaching and translation that we see today comes from a beginning point of English from the 1600’s. However, the Hebrew, Greek and Aramaic that the Bible was originally written in are all uncomplicated languages that are easier to learn than the Spanish we send our 6th graders to. It’s kind of one of those problems that make you go hmmmmmmm….<P> For example, while people will debate the multiple meanings they can garnish today, what do you think the chances were that it the Bible was ever written with multiple meanings? If you wrote something today, another person may agree or not agree, but for them to say you meant something else would probably tick you off. I got tired of the whole marlarky years ago and decided to see if I could learn to read the original languages myself. Go figure, it wasn’t hard at all. Understanding you cajuns…now….that takes some work! Peace out!
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ryn: Please come Dec. 31 – dress: casual.
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wishing you a very festive new year.
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ryn: i guess i taught my son too well where babies come from. but i am sure there were also birth control discussions! oh well, we are only as old as we let ourselves believe we are. wishing you a bright and wonderful new year.
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okay…..send me your addy and the tankards are yours.
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RYN: Yes, please!
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These pictures on this entry really disturb me, BTW. LOL. RYN: Thank you.
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How’s it going – you gearing up for Mardi Gras?
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ryn: i just looked up the spanish town website to get times and dates and guess who i saw on the parade section! and yes, i do believe i will attend my first (and probably only) spanish town parade this year! i don’t know if i’m attended the ball– is that open to the public? how many beads are you going to throw me?
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ryn: i love you. really. thank you.
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That’s awesome – so cool! I wish we were coming out there this year so we could see your parade.
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i saw your note on Red Running Hood’s entry and I stopped by because of your name! Why did you name yourself Phaedrus?? I’m curious because I’m reading Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance .. *wink* Love the costume.
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You have a great sense of fun 🙂
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