Sure…Glad to do it, Bridget

—–Original Message—–
From: Phaedrus
Sent: Monday, February 21, 2005 1:58 PM
To: All 65 of you
Subject: Party

Donna turns the big THREE-ZERO this Friday. Since that day will officially mark the end of her youth and the beginning of her life as an old maid, we thought it appropriate to…drink.

Please join us after work this Friday (that would be four-ish for some of us and noon-ish for most lawyers of course) at Parrot Beach where Bridget has successfully secured the “back” bar (ala Richoux’s Christmas party) for us to privately humiliate Donna to the maximum extent possible.

Should you care to bring some party foods (again, ala Richoux’s Christmas party), please feel free to do so. You may coordinate such contributions with Betty at Who.Me?@Whoknew?.com or call her at 969-6969.

For your entertainment pleasure, we have recruited Kyle to jump out of a cake (thereby requiring only a single-layer cake).

Hope to see you all there!!

Phaedrus

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Let’s see…insulted the single party girl, all the lawyers, and Kyle (who stands about five feet even). Plus, Betty will be wondering why everybody is emailing and calling HER with food items.

Yup. That should do it. Last time I’m asked to send out an invitation I figger.

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February 21, 2005

Ooooooo………….have you ever worked for the government?

February 21, 2005

lol …why does this not surprise me! =o)

February 21, 2005

ryn rmn – Yeeeessss………..I recognize the process. I have co-workers who excel at it.

February 21, 2005

May be last time you’re invited to a party too, funny man 😉

February 21, 2005

genius. i intend to implement this technique immediately. i am so tired of always being the one that has to organize happy hours, parties, etc. i bow before your greatness.

KK
February 21, 2005

Sounds like a fun party, though 🙂 (And wouldn’t it figure that Beastie Boys “Fight for Your Right” is on the radio just now??)

can i come?

I figger you may be wrong about the invitation thingie. But then, I’ve figgered wrong before. I think your hair will be hurting Saturday morning but not as much as Donna’s. Love,

See, this is why I never ask you to do anything. Oh.

lol oh lord…

RYN: I actually already had you on the list dear. 🙂

KK
February 24, 2005

RYN: 😛 You are so ANNOYING sometimes. But you always make me smile. I don’t know why, but you do.

February 25, 2005

Hi Stud !!!!

KK
February 25, 2005

RYN: Check back either later today or tomorrow…I’ll post photos 😉

ryn: I was in the Army for 2.5 years…plus reserves, so that totals 8 years. I wasn’t an officer though…

ryn: if your wife is a lesbian, and you’re not, you still tell her she’s sexy. You still want to make her feel good to boost her confidence so she has the courage to meet up with another hot chick…maybe she’ll even bring her home!

KK
February 28, 2005

RYN: ooohhhh, no. That’s a question to ask in person 🙂

Lor
March 1, 2005

RYN: 10 Years!!! Cripes. I want to make her better tomorrow, not in another few years! Well, 3 years down, only 7 more to go, eh? **sigh** This motherhood thing is rough.

It’s never a good day to tell a girl her ass looks large, in anything she’s wearing. But I know you know that. 😉 You are bad, but you made me snicker. Thanks. 🙂

Mo
March 1, 2005

you are bad. that’s what makes you so good.