Scary Shit *edit with more pics
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Since many here have asked, I give you the four finalists in our costume contest:
First Place went to the gal to my left here who absolutely nailed the Bette Midler role in Hocus Pocus by both costume and behavior. It was a good clean win and she is a good friend and often a cohort in office shenanigans with me. Nonetheless, many in the organization still tell me they think I should have won (Jesse is still looking into that).
Third Place went to Mad Scientist. His costume may not appear particularly impressive, but his showing was purely based upon his persona. He is the only employee to dress in a full suit and tie every single day and NEVER has a hair out of place.
Fourth Place Pimp Daddy speaks for herself. Replete with gold teeth and faux chest hair.
And below you see the full team of the Little Bad Wolf and Big Red Riding Hood.
And another shot of First and Second places. It was great fun.
Congratulations to the winners of the Best Costume contest! Prizes were awarded to each of the four finalists.
Second Place: Phaedrus as Big Red Riding Hood!
And guess what is in the basket for Grandma Goodys of course (the headache powder variety.)
The organization voted to determine the winners.
Consequently, immediately after the vote I engaged the lawyers I had on stand-by (anticipating voting fraud of course) and called Jesse Jackson and he is coming in this afternoon as my advocate.
Nice cigar. It adds an element to the costume I’d never seen before!
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WAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA. THAT my friend, is priceless
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Grandma, what a big… …oh, nevermind.
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I love what you’ve done to your hair.
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Nice gams, Red! Really, really nice gams! And luv, luv, luv that red shade of lipstick on yoU. It does wonders for your whiskers. Red is definitely your color. Makes ya look sooooooo hot! RYN: Someone had written “love” on the pole behind the bench. I’m glad the pic cancelled out the foul. LWM 143
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i think this just made my day.
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I can’t believe you only got 2nd… who the hell got first if not you… (((hugs)))db
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Hey there Little Red Riding Hood, You sure are looking good! (song stuck in my head now…but a way way cool song,,,Sam the Sham????)
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Wow, that’s a rockin’ costume. I can’t even imagine 1st place……..
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OMG! LOVE!! Also, I haven’t had a chance to send you a letter, but there’s a chance Steven is going to be able to sort things out with “a guy a guy knows.” I didn’t want you email you until we knew if we’d need your help or not. I appreciate the offer so much, but at the moment, we’re probably getting Steven’s charges dropped to a DUI, which makes us happy enough!!!! 🙂 🙂
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*screeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech* OMG Your title says it best!! But you’ve got Jesse on your side! He’ll take care of everything!
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He he he he I like it 🙂
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OMG, Red, you are a sight that makes eyes sore for sore eyes! 😀 I’m with the rest of the bunch here. What in the world won first place?!?!?!?
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nice to see your office from where all that porn originates.
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Your basket of goodies was hilarious! WHERE did you find that God-awful red lipstick? Fantastic. I can’t believe you only got second place.
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Dude. Scary shit doesn’t even cover it! LOL!!
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Ah, those legs. Double ah, what a sense of humor. Grand stuff,.
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OMG…FREAKIN’ CLASSIC!
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EEE-YIKES!!!
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yeah, haha! i think a sippee cup is in order! ps: great legs!
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ryn: not at all ;)…db
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Random NOter: NOw that was priceless! Funny as hell!
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fraud indeed can jesse really help you? (raising one eyebrow!)
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Ok, that’s scary! ryn: Yeah, the car is dads.
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geeze, I was little red riding hood last year & I must have gotten it wrong! We don’t look at all alike! must be me.
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RYN: Awww, moonshadow,,now THAT’S a classic!
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I am thinking about the wolf that answered the door when Little Red knocked. Oh my goodness. What a meeting that must have been! Imagine. You are amaxing, P. Love,
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Nice Legs! *snickers*
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Could there be a doubt in the world that you were the winner ?
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GUFFAW!!!! This year I went as a bitch (a real stretch for me yanno) but that cigar makes me think I’ll go as RRH next year!
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i bet you would have won first if you had shaved your legs!!! silly man. how could you forget something so important. what’s under the gown???
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i still think you have the best legs!!!!
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Nice gams there, Phae baby!
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So awesome. 🙂
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You remain stunning tho reminding me of dear Blather. Did you ever finish that New Orleans entry….she says looking for it?
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Just wondering, what’s UNDER that dress there granny???
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YoU are sooooooooo not right, Big Red. (Ummmm…and why DO they call you Big, Red?) Scary Shit just doesn’t say it well enough. YOU should have won first place, particularly with gams like that. LWM 143
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oh man – you were robbed – you are SO first place worthy!!! LOVE the costume.
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forgot to mention that i was glad to see in that last photo on the right that you removed your Bard bag for the occasion. it would have been so distracting.
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Nice pics! 🙂
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i love that you chose to be riding hood over the wolf
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pola and I want to come visit you! we couldn’t stop laughing looking at your halloween pics! “your the best baby, keep up the good work, give that wolf hell man!”-pola. i say, yeah, lifes cool besides that. Its funny cause they both keep sending me these notes saying “your being immature” and all i’m trying to do is not talk to them for a bit. anyways, i haven’t talked to them in a week…its good
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ha! 🙂 Good it’s been too long since I’ve dressed up for Halloween. Not sure my clients would appreciate it! Nice legs though…
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She may have nailed her look, but YOU are freakin’ hysterical. Thanks for posting more Halloweenie goodness!
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OMG … still just as funny as the first time. Was this the wife’s lipstick?
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😀
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RYN: Ooooh,,ya gotta post THAT pic!!! I know, it’s fun when a class “get” ya!
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RYN: Yes,,, let’s split the cost of a lawyer..I believe Jesse would do it for free.
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RYN: Military brats, we grow up with the same sort of memories somehow. Never met one I didn’t like!
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RYN: Re: swim fan and “now is a better time.” Thanks,,you picked up on the most important part of the story…Living in the now is the hardest thing–for me. A constant struggle.
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I have been, and that’s just not true. He’s crazy, and he’s not getting any less crazy. I didn’t engage — he did.
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RYN: “Played ball” — Is that what they call it these days? 🙂
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ryn: Nope. This is all of me there is. 😉
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ryn:since I wrote that it looks like I’m cooking for the ducky buddhist, her current guy and who knows who else…..oh well…
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RYN: YEP.
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RYN: THANK YOU! that is an excelent point! I never would have thought of it like that, but your totally right. I am going to go with it. I just hope it turns out ok. I feel like Marlin and Dory in Finding Nemo, when they have to let go of the whale’s tounge, and then everything turns out ok. I am closing my eyes, and letting go, not somehting I have ever done before! Its scary, but fun so far!
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ryn: OMG, that’s gotta be my best note of the year!
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I had to come back for a second look. Priceless.
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RYN: Shut your mouth, shut it now…lol…future in laws, although i will tell ya, i had a good feeling about them, just like with their son, that would be okay i think, ..some of the bachelors apts. have obvious signs of loneliness, playboys strewn about, naked women framed on the wall… it’s sad and funny at once…db
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RYN: Sorry, no change. 🙂
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RYN: I love those talking head things…I guess thats the kid in me… I think they are a riot. The blonde hair wasn’t right, but the cleavage was right on target… 😉
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ryn: Rosie Perez! Fran Drescher! And here I thought we were friends!
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RYN: his name Nu, is short for Nutria…he looks like an ugly little rat, but then when Nu signs his name on the buckets of food he brings it’s NU-3, i have no idea…db
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ryn: THERE’S a thought!!
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*grins* That is all I have to say. 🙂
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Priceless additions here! Keep up the good work, Ms. Hood. ryn: Subscribe? But of course! But I think you should be a feature writer too!!!! Centerfold? Staples? OUCH!!!!!!!!! (You are a nut and I mean that in a very good way!)
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ryn: i was hoping you wouldn’t keep me hanging…thing is, down here, everyone knows everybody, including their relatives…oh well… eventually it’ll come out right, right?…db
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ryn: We’ve been seeing each other since March of 2005.. long time…db
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ryn: Alright, Dude. You are totally gonna have to write about the cookie crumbs incident, cause I am the only one who knows what the f you are talking about. Love,
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You are simply the best Little Red Riding Hood I have ever seen in my life. Love it.
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*random noter* These are freaking awesome!!
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OMG, you should have won by a land slide. Great look!!! Take care,
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