Oh The Vernacular

Friend and co-worker (of whom I wrote in my 5/3/2005 entry here) just busted into my office to have a sit-down with me. With a very serious look on her face she said, “Phaedrus, I think my biological clock is running out.”

I responded with, “What do you mean, Tiffany?”

So she continued, “Well…I’ve never had any maternal instincts before in my entire life. As a matter of fact, I give all my friends who are parents a hard time for allowing their little fuck trophies to dictate their lives to them, but…”

She said some other stuff too, but I have no idea what it was…

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Trophies is not the word I would have used, but then I DID get pregnant the very first time I ever had sex …

July 6, 2007

Do ya think she was looking for a baby/daddy?

Lor
July 6, 2007

Wow… she’s a future mother of the year! :}

July 6, 2007

f*ck trophies???? omg – that’s priceless. Was she looking for a sperm donor??? back away darling……back far far away ; )

ryn: Well, I would, but I can’t STAND Diane Keaton.

run forrest RUN

July 6, 2007

lol good one

I can see why Tiffany is special. LMAO! When you’re right, you’re right, and Tiffany is…right. LWM 143

ryn: Not his shirt. He went to Florida State. BUT: he’s from New York. Let’s just say he’s well-rounded.

July 7, 2007

ryn: Glide, not slide..he he he

July 8, 2007

eh, i don’t know about the maternal instincts thing, about her not having them, it sounds like she got much of it out of the way very early on…can’t blame her, how many times should she want to raise kids anyway? ryn, funny about the italians not parting their hair. *smirk!*

July 9, 2007

RYN: I owe you at least 10 cups of coffee (with whipped cream on top!!!). Thank you! We’re working on things…..

July 9, 2007

Twice the man you usually are ? That cracked me up..Hope you are having a great day !!

July 9, 2007

I would advise her to think about the whole prospect very carefully…..

July 10, 2007

wonder if she was hinting you help her out…twice the man indeed. chuckling…

July 10, 2007

Oh Phaedrus, you slay me.

This is one of the funniest things I have ever read on Open Diary. Oh. My. God. …and by the way, thanks for your note about planes, History Channel, and what other guy-thing was it? I forget. I know Jim would LOVE any of those forwards. Our email address is jimandcat@comcast.net Thank you!

RYNaboutTurnerClassicMovies: Jim will plotz. I don’t think he knows this. He was in the Air Force as a lad and still considers it the best time of his life.

So, are you going to be the sire? LOL Yeah, we stayed our distance from the afb, but the planes were everywhere.

Suicide IS for cowards. Dry vodka martini’s are for brave folks like me.

July 13, 2007

ryn: hangs head in shame.

Look, smartass, OJ killed his EX wife. I only date current wife murderers. Get it straight.

July 17, 2007

Fvck trophies!! MUUUUHAHA!