Yet another stolen survey (Yoink!)
1) My uncle once:
This is a sore spot for me. I had three Uncles, but as far as I knew… I had none. One of them has passed away and the two might as well be too. I never hung out or spoke to any of them. It’s a shame but shit happens.
My Dad’s best friend has been more of an Uncle than any of them have been. I call him Uncle Joe, and he’s earned that title.
2) Never in my life:
Will ever Smoke or do drugs. Just a personal choice.
3) When I was five:
I was a pretty happy and cool kid.
4) High School was:
A bad experience. I didn’t enjoy it that much.
5) I will never forget:
The birth of my first child. The day I became a Dad changed me.
6) I once met:
Brian Mulroney. Nice guy…
7) There’s this girl I know who:
Is the best niece in the whole world. A shame we don’t get to hang out. Yeah, I’m just as bad as the uncles in answer #1, but for good reason. My brother gets little if any time cause of a shitty custody agreement. I refuse to ask for any of his time, he barely gets any. The ex hates me cause she’s a baptist and I’m the second coming of Christopher Hitchens. Not a good mix.
8) Once, at a bar:
I threw someone out the door for being rude to a lady. The owner witnessed it and gave me a job.
9) By noon I’m usually:
Still sleeping.
10) Last night:
I stayed up till 5am working on a script for a comic book.
11) If I only had:
I don’t like to play this game, I prefer to own my mistakes.
12) Next time I go to church:
Will be never. I’m an atheist, and that’s not changing. I’ve written three books about my Atheism, so I’m quite outspoken about it.
13) Terry Schiavo:
Deserved to die with dignity.
14) What worries me most:
Is that I’ll never be around for my boys.
15) When I turn my head left,
I see books. Some read, some neglected. I’m working on it.
16) When I turn my head right:
I see my laptop and the work I should be doing.
17) You know I’m lying when:
You won’t know. I’m a writer. I tell stories. I bullshit for a living.
18) What I miss most about the eighties:
George, who was my first dog. A bouvier De Flander.
19) If I was a character written by Shakespeare:
I’d be a hopeless romantic, doomed to be had in by love.
20) By this time next year:
Hopefully I’ll still be here writing surveys.
21) A better name for me would be:
Nothing. I like my name.
22) I have a hard time understanding:
The new math… like, what the fuck??
23) If I ever go back to school:
I wouldn’t go back, unless I was there to teach.
24) You know I like you if:
If I can hang out without talking your ear off. I talk a lot when I’m nervous.
25) If I won an award, the first person I’d thank would be:
Myself, and then those who helped.
26) Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro:
I’m more of a Hunter S. Thompson kinda guy myself.
27) Take my advice, never:
Take anything for granted, especially your health.
28) My ideal breakfast is:
Two eggs over easy, rye toast, Canadian bacon. Orange juice.
29) A song I love, but do not have is:
I have tens of thousands of mp3s on my CPU. There is no favorite song I don’t have.
30) If you visit my hometown, I suggest:
Come during fall, cause all other seasons suck
31)Tulips, character flaws, microchips & track stars:
Four things that are nice in theory, but are basically useless.
32) Why won ’t anyone:
show more manners for their elders and poor?
33) If you spend the night at my house:
I don’t have a house. It’s an apartment.
34) I d stop my wedding for:
nothing.
35) The world could do without:
ignorance. use your noodle, people!
36) I d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than:
Smoke anything
37) My favorite blonde is:
Taylor Schilling.. she is drop dead gorgeous.
38) Paper clips are more useful than:
Staples, and they can be recycled.
39) If I do anything well, its:
Talking on the phone. I used to work in customer service.
40) And by the way:
I’m a damn good writer. One day people will study my work academically.
41) The last time I was drunk:
Was surprisingly a very, very long time ago. I’m not much of a drinker.