The I-Watch-Entirely-Too-Much-TV Survey

I love watching television, and I love to fill out these surveys. So a survey about TV is a real no brainer here… enjoy!

Peter

Which would you rather be?

1. Smurf, Snork, Fraggle or Gummy Bear?

Definitely the Gummy Bears, cause I’d love to hang out and eat berries all day long…

2. A member of the Simpsons, the Griffins, the Flintstones, or the Jetsons?

Definitely the Jetsons. Not only are the gadets really cool, but the women in that time are super hot. Must be because of advanced cosmetic surgery…

3. One of the Friends, a member of the Office, or a barfly in Cheers?

Cheers, no brainer there. I’d rather hang out with real people like Norm than snotty brats at Central Perk.

4. One of the Bradys, one of the Keatons, one of the Cunninghams, or one of the Huxtables?

I think I would get along best with the Keatons… just cause the others are so lame.

Which do you prefer?

5. David Hasselhoff — Knight Rider, Baywatch, or Nick Fury?

I would want to be Nick Fury, cause being in charge of a super massive army from the sky would so friggin’ rock!

6. Dallas, Knots Landing, or Dynasty? 90210, Melrose Place, or Models, Inc?

I’m thinking Melrose Place. Wouldn’t be hard to get some at the place…

7. Primetime soap operas or daytime?

They’re both pretty much the same, badly written and poorly executed.

8. Heroes, Smallville, Hercules, or Xena?

Definitely Hercules, cause the Greek Gods rule!

9. Which Law & Order combination would you want investigating your death?

I would want De. Lennie Briscoe and Det. Mike Logan on the case. Those two were in my humble opinion the best team Law & Order ever had…

10. Which CSI team would you want investigating your crime scene?

Legas… it’s not even close. I want Gill Grisham and his bug fu to be on the case if I’m a corpse

11. Who would you want saving you from a supernatural threat?

– Buffy and the Scoobies – Not exactly. They’re too caught up in their own issues to solve shit.

–Angel and his crew – I doubt it. Angel is too easily distracted and during that moment my ass would be in the sling knowing my luck.

– Mulder and Scully (X-files) Mulder is like Angel, easily distracted and obsessed with stuff that would likely be unrelated to my issue. But Scully is realy hot…

– Medium Allison Dubois With those whiney brats, not likely.

– Melinda the Ghost Whisperer Hot, but to bubbly.

– Kolchak the Night Stalker Too wrapped up in his dead wife.

– The Charmed Sisters: Too busy doing their nails and doing their demons to care about my issue. Thanks for calling!

– Doctor Who He’s the man, definitely the one I would want to hang out and help. Someone pass me that Sonic thing-a-ma-jiggy.

12. Which hospital cast would you want caring for you: M*A*S*H, Grey’s Anatomy, Scrubs, ER, Chicago Hope, No Angels, St. Elsewhere, House, or Trapper John, M.D.?

Since I don’t want to be in the military, I would rule out MASH, but I’m sure they’d be fun to listen to while they’re removing bullets.

Scrubs is too psycho to deal with, too mental for my liking.

House would be cool to hang with, but with the price of American health care all those tests would make him too bloody expensive.

Chicago Hope would be my first choice. While they’re all a bunch of ignorant pricks, they know their stuff. I’m there to be treated, not lecture them…

13. Would you rather be shipwrecked with:

A) MacGuyer or the entire cast of Lost?

Definitely MacGuyer… handy guy to have around and has a great sense of humor!

b) The cast of Gilligan’s Island or two squabbing characters from the O.C.?

I’d say Gilligan’s Island, cause not whiney and has babes!

14. Who captains your spaceship?

No brainer here, Capt. Malcolm Reynolds.

15. What wrestling superstar would you want as your partner in a tagteam match?

I would have to say Randy Savage, back in his peak at Wrestlemania 3. I’m more of a power guy, so his speed and air attack would best compliment my own attack.

16. Who is/was the funniest woman on TV?

I would have to saw Carol Burnett. She was one funny lady…

17. On what game show would you kick the most ass?

By myself, I think I would do well with Jeopardy, but with Leah and my parents… we would be savage on Family Fued. Leah and I would kill in the fast money round!

18. What reality show would you like wiped from existence?

American Idol. I lose IQ points everytime I watch it. Simon should be sterilized immediately to save future generations from his drivel.

19. What’s the best movie-to-tv series translation you’ve seen?

Stargate, decent movie… amazing TV show.

20. How about the best tv show-to-movie translation you’ve seen? And the worst?

The best I’ve seen is Star Trek… the worst is Charlie’s Angels.

21. What’s your favorite tv catchphrase? Your least favorite?

Dyn-o-mite!!!!! (that answers both questions)