Survey swipped from Dakota…

Not in the mood to doodle that much today, so here is a survey to pass a little time while the boys are watching Dora…

Peter

1. When was the last time you had sex?

Last night, around midnight.

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?

Well, usuall with a urnal I’ll use my elbow to hit the handle, but when using a toilet, I’ll use my foot. I’ll never touch those handles with my hands.

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?

Well, duh.

4. Name one thing you start to get tense about if you are close to running out.

Underarm deorant. I really reek when that stuff runs out…

5. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resembe?

A lot of people of compared me to John Candy. Leah thought it was a shot at my weight, but I think it’s because of my pleasent smile and glowing personality.

6. What is your favorite pizza topping?

Anchovies and olives. No, I’m serious…

7. Do you crack your knuckes?

Not often.

8. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?

Currenty the Backyardigans songs are getting on my last nerve…

9. Did just mentioning that song get it stuck in your head?

Nope, got some Rockstar Supernova on the MP3 Player.

10. What are your super powers?

I don’t have any, I’m like Batman. All brains and smarts, and toys to make it through.

11. Peppermint or spearmint?

Neither, I don’t like either.

12. Where are your car keys?

I don’t have a car, so why would I need keys to one?

13. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?

I’d like everyone on my favorites list to take this. Everyone!

14. Whats your most annoying habit?

I snore, like a friggin’ elephant apparently.

15. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?

George W. Bush. That little runt needs one badly.

16. What is your best physical feature?

Do you want the PG answer or R rated Answer? 😉

17. What CD is closest to you right now?

I’ve parted away from CDs… long live the MP3!

18. What 3 things can always be found in your refridgerator?

Right now that would be 1% Milk, Five Alive Fruit Juice and Level 2 baby Formula… all for the kids.

19. Black cat in your path; bad or who cares?

I would care, about the cat. Who owns it? Is it a stray? Should I call humane services? Should I take it home?

20. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?

Kind of hard to do with I own neither… besides it’s against the law to talk on a cell while driving here in the island. You’ll get a $100 ticket if caught doing that.

21. What OCD qualities do you have?

I can be a little picky about stuff we give to Jonathan and Ethan. I like to keep them in routine to make them comfortable.

22. What do you do when no one is watching?

I pick my nose, just a little. A clean nose is a well picked nose…

23. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would play you?

Obviously it would be hard to find someone who can capture the zeal and life I bring to my character.

24. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?

That would depend on the situation. If the cause was worthy, I wouldn’t have a problem going out in a blaze of glory.

25. What candy, from when you were a kid, do you miss the most?

I use to eat a lot of sticky candies, but can’t stand the site of them now.

26. What is your favorite kids movie?

When I was a kid, I loved watch Superman and James Bond movies. Christopher Reeves and Roger Moore were my childhood heroes.

27. What is in the backseat of your car right now?

Man, this one is getting old. I don’t have a friggin’ car!

28. What is your all time favorite sports team?

The Blue Jays… such a shame they’re falling out of the playoff race so soon.

29. What was the last thing you threw up?

That would be orange juice, and that was last year when I was flying to Nashville for my vacation. That was a very rough flight.

30. What is the best picture you have in your possession?

I have a nice family potrait from last Christmas, I can’t wait to get a new on this year with all four of us in it.

31. Have you ever had a private maid?

Not personally, but I don’t think I’ll ever be able to afford one.

32. What is the last thing you regret purchasing?

I bought a few shirts a few weeks ago, but they cost a little more than I had origianally thought cause of the exchange rate. but I did need some new shirts so it wasn’t too bad.

33. What is your favorite episode of Roseanne?

The one when they discovered that their teenage son was masturbating in the bathroom, and Dan was trying to block out the image and deny, deny, deny! that was hilarious!

34. What is your favorite accessory?

I guess a ring, or my favorite hat.