Survey stolen from Abbe…

It’s not slow here at the center, but I love a good survey! Surveys are the best way to get to know somoene, so have a read and answer them yourself if you want.

Peter

1.Have you ever watched an inebriated overgrown child ride a tricycle around and around inside of a water fountain?

Nope, and I really don’t think I’d like to either.

2.Do you seek total world domination?

I don’t seek it, but if someone offered it to me… I’d say “sure, why not?” I think I would do a better job than the people fucking up the world right now.

3.Have you ever built a fort out of chairs, couch cushions, and blankets?

Yeah, and I look forward to doing that with my boys… camping in the living room! Yeah!

4.Do you believe monogamy is a true human instinct?

No, it’s a condictioned trait.

5.Have you ever tasted someone else’s tears?

Nope, and I don’t plan to either.

6.Can you do a back bend? A back handspring?

Not really tried, don’t intend to either.

7.Are you more comfortable being naked in front of family members or complete strangers?

Not really sure… and not really eager to find out.

8.Have you ever seen a spiderweb glistening with morning dew?

Yeah, nothing too special.

9.Do you ever awake early on a day off, only to realize you can sleep in if you want to?

I used to.. but not since I became a parent.

10.Has the tooth fairy ever visited you?

Please… who wrote this, a five year old?

11.Have you ever had heatstroke?

Nope, I like to stay in the shade and relax.

12.Do you plan on going to college for more then four years?

I did go to college for more than four years, was a lot of fun!

13.Do you have an oral fixation?

I don’t think so…

14.Do you continue eating even if you are full?

Depends on where and what I am eating…

15.Would you open your home to a homeless person with rotting teeth, lice, and festering sores?

In the past I would have, but now that I have kids I am much less trusting and likely wouldn’t let someone in at all.

16.Describe yourself in just one word.

Passionate.

17.Can you make a really sad face that gets sympathy when there should otherwise be none?

Yeah, but I don’t use it that often.

18.Have you ever seen a two headed snake?

Nope, and I really don’t want to either. One headed snakes are scary enough, thank you.

19.Are you afraid to scrub toilets?

No… but Leah refuses to let me clean the bathroom cause it never meets her expectations so I’m not allowed to.

20.Have you ever had your third eye opened?

Nope, never noticed a third eye.

21.If you were walking down the street and saw an open manhole, would you just have to look down into it?

Not really, I’d just walk by.

22.Are your nipples extra sensitive?

Yes, they are.

23.Would you like to be a pro wrestler for a day?

I’d love to be a pro-wreslter for a day… would be fun!

24.Have you ever seen pictures of the man who made a miniature guillotine and used it to chop of his finger?

Nope, can’t say that I have.

25.Do you wear underwear when you try on swimsuits at stores?
Yes… anyone who doesn’t is gross!

26.Are you submissive?

Not really…

27.Do you want a big house on a hill?

It would be cool, but not really necessary.

28.Are you the rebel in your family?

Not really… I was more of the quiet type who did whatever he wanted when people were not looking.

29.Are you seriously warped? Do people run when they see you coming?

Nope, not yet at least…

30.Have you reached a state of nirvana recently?

Nope, can’t say that I have.

31.Have you been through boot camp?

Nope, and I don’t plan to either.

33.Are you aware of the affect you have on others?

Sometimes, cause that answer changes from person to person.

34.Would you eat a dead person if you were starving and had no other food?

Of course, cause to not would be such a waste.

35. What part of the body would you eat first?

I would to with arm… wings are always good.

36.Do you sleep with an inflateable doll?

Nope, no dolls.

37.Do you want to be mummified when you die?

I really don’t care what happens to my body after death, donate me to a medical school… put me to good use.

38.Could you be a ventriloquist if you wanted to?

I have ventriloquists… they should all be locked up!

39.Have you ever laughed out loud during a funeral?

Yeah, but it was completely unrelated to the funeral in question.

40.Have you ever accidently kicked your partner in the eye during the throes of passion?

I’ve kicked someone, but not in the eye… thankfully.

41.Do you talk to your hands when you are bored?

Nope, I have imaginary friends for that… (kidding!)

42.Do you eat yellow snow?

Nope, I normally don’t eat much that is yellow to begin with.

43.Have you ever had goldenseal tea?

Nope, can’t say that I have. I’m am Earl Grey kinda guy…

44.Do you roam the streets after dark, scaring old women and priests?

Nope, I don’t feel the need to do that just yet.

45.Have you always wanted to live inside a shoe with many, many children?

Not really, shoes are smelly and likely don’t provide a safe harbor for kids.

46.Do you think geminis change their minds too often?

Don’t know too many geminis to prove or disprove that comment.

47.Do you bathe with a yellow rubber ducky?

I don’t, but Ethan does… every kid needs a rubber ducky!

48.Do you think people should be allowed to go barefoot in restaurants?

Why not. If they clean the floors on a consistent basis, it shouldn’t make a difference. They do that in Asia, they can do that here.

49.If it feels good, is it right?

Sure, why not?