A new kickass survey!

Got this survey from a favorite, aqnd since it’s getting slow here at the center, I thought ‘what the hell!’

Enjoy…

Peter

1. Do you pronounce the ‘l’ in salmon?

No. I have a deep respect for silent letters.

2. When was the last time you went to a bookstore?

I went to one over the weekend, but I didn’t buy anything. I tried to hit a used bookstore but for some reason that day it didn’t open and I never got to browse a bit.

3. Have you ever prank called a restaurant?

No, but when I was young (during the golden era before call display) I made a few to bars. Those were the good ole days.

4. How did you meet most of your friends?

At lot of the friends I have now I met through where I work. I think having friends at work make any job easier to take no matter what it is.

5. Do you find ancient mythology interesting?

Very. It’s amusing to read, but complete bullocks.

6. What snacks do you usually buy when you go to the movies?

Depends on my mood. Sometimes I’m itching for popcorn, other time nachos.

7. Do you prefer British spelling or American?

Queen’s English all the way!

8. Have you ever gone sailing?

No, but I have canoed a few rivers in my time…

9. Have you ever gotten heat exhaustion?

Nope, can’t say that I have.

10. Do you still live in your childhood home?

No, I moved several times throughout my childhood. I’m back living in my home town now, just not the exact house.

11. How much is too much to pay for a concert ticket?

Depends on the band, and whether or not it’s the last chance I’ll get to see them again. I was once offered $50 to check out the Grateful Dead, but declined. Had I known that was the last chance I would have had to see them, I would have paid $200 for the ticket.

12. What was the greatest prank you’ve ever pulled?

It’s a beauty, but I’m not ready to spill that one just yet.

13. Do you pride yourself on being intelligent?

I have pride, but I’m very modest about it.

14. Is that pride justified?

Maybe…

15. If you controlled pop culture, what trend would you change (or introduce)?

I’ll like to reintroduce the world to ‘Men Without Hats’… 🙂

16. Have you ever taken a survey twice by accident?

Sometimes, but after 2000+ entries, not many would people notice if any at all.

17. What was the last movie you went to see?

“Alpha Dog” a few weeks ago with Leah. was decent, but Chris and I plan to see Ghost Rider next weekend.

18. Have you ever gotten stuck on an amusement park ride?

Nope, and am thankful for that.

19. Do you have a weak stomach?

Nope. My time in South Korea would prove that.

20. Do you get annoyed when you don’t receive any comments on your myspace for a while?

Not really, but if I lack notes on OD… I feel unloved.

21. How often do you floss?

Floss?

22. What was the worst trouble you’ve ever gotten into?

So many to pick from… I smell a future entry.

23. Would you ever consider becoming a cop?

I did, but knew the power would go to my head.

24. If stupidity were a fatal disease, who do you think would be the first to die?

President Boy George

25. Are you and your friends loud and obnoxious in public areas?

Depends on mood and alcohol consumption.

26. How often do you take and fill out surveys from this community?

A bit, I like to answer random questions. The easiest way for someone
to learn something about you.

27. Are you a big New York Yankees fan?

No. I’m a Blue Jays fan… which means the Yankees are almost as evil as the Red Sox.

28. Do you own a thesaurus?

So when you mean own, you’re asking if I hold, keep, occupy, reserve, retain, control, boast, have, enjoy and possess a thesaurus? Why, yes… yes I do.

29. When was the last time you visited relatives?

I last visited my parents in 2005, when we all flew down to visit them in Tennessee. But since then they’ve come up to visit us half a dozen times.

30. When was the last time you ate meat?

Three hours ago when I had Chilli for lunch. Hmmmmm…. Chilli.

31. What magazines do you read, if any?

I used to read Maxim, but lost interest when their first editor resigned.

32. What’s one thing you get uptight about?

Those who are too ignorant to debate about anything. I mean the best thing about having conflicting issues is to debate them in an open and honest discussion.

33. What sport are you best at?

Baseball. I love that sport to death… I can’t wait to see the Jays play this year.

34. Ever eaten one of those Warheads candies?

Nope, and I don’t think I ever will.

35. Do you prefer Tootsie Pops or Blow Pops?

Neither, I’m not a big candy person. I’m more of a cheese and crackers kind of fellow…

36. Do you ever correct grammatical and typographical errors on survey questions?

yeah, I get a kick out of them. but I doesn’t judge since Ive got no room to takl here.

37. How did you get your most recent injury?

I was jogging across the street to avoid traffic and tore my calf. Damn, did that hurt!

38. What’s the most awkward question you’ve ever been asked?

Whether or not I’d trade sexual favors for $500. I think might have been have shocked by the request rather than made awkward about it. I respectfully declined for those who are curious.

39. Do you own anything from IKEA?

Nope, and I don’t think I ever will either.

40. What was the stupidest horror movie you’ve ever seen?

I wasn’t too fond of the Ring. Can’t see why everyone so psycho about it.

41. What about the stupidest comedy?

Home Alone is pretty stupid, but watching Pesi and Craig get the crap kicked out of them is rather amusing, the best slapstick stuff since the 3 stooges.

42. Have you ever snuck into a movie?

When I was young I did it a lot. Was the good old days…

43. True or false- There’s no place like home:

False. Home is wherever your loved ones are.

44. The creepiest place you can think of:

Church. That places freaks me out man…

45. Have you ever seen an albino animal?

Only once at a zoo… freaky looking little fucker, too!

46. Do you think they have chatspeak in Chinese?

Not sure, but you never know!

47. What color is your front door?

Brown… mohogany for those whoare really picky about color.

48. Were you afraid of old people as a child?

Yes, they looked so scary.

49. Have you ever been visited by a Jehovah’s Witness?

Yes, I love greeting them at the door. A bud of mine loved to show up at the door with a “Satan Rules” T-shirt on… I wish I had one of those. I hear it’s quite effective at driving them away.

50. Have you ever tried summoning Bloody Mary?

I’m not very fond of tomato juice, but I have summoned a lot of White Russians when I go drinking.