Shedding The Pervert Label

Michael Jackson is a pervert.  He likes children.  I mean, he likes children in a sexual kind of way.  I know that he was never convicted but let’s face it, from here on out and even after he dies, he will be known as a pervert.  Some will even consider him a child molester.  That’s what happens when your name is tied to anything having to do with sexual deviance.  You get this label slapped onto your name and your very being, and it follows you like a dust cloud.  Michael Jackson used to be black.  He used to be a hell of a singer though I suppose he still might be a great singer today.  He used to be a member of the Jacksons, around the time he should’ve been in kindergarten.  Today, none of that matters anymore.  Because now at the top of his resume, you’re only going to focus on one thing and one thing only.  Michael Jackson is a pervert and child molester.  You might also recall the one time he thought it would be funny to dangle one of his infant children over a balcony of some hotel who knows where.  Apparently, he has a warped sense of humor.  He also likes children sleeping in the same bed as he does.  Children have come forward and accused this man of touching them in sexually inappropriate ways.  While I wouldn’t say that these children are all in on some kind of larger scheme to bring Michael and his empire down, there may be some merit to what they’re saying.  Jackson even settled out of court with one of his accusers, just so that he wouldn’t have to appear in court.  

Michael Jackson married an ugly woman in Debbie Rowe.  Some people have even accused Michael of being a homosexual.  Maybe his overly soft and feminine voice had something to do what that?  His last album didn’t sell very well.  That probably had something to do with the reality that he’s a child molester and people don’t want to buy music performed by child molesters.  Gary Glitter’s not selling records either.  He’s also a child molester, but he apparently has a thing for Asian children.  Michael Jackson and Lisa Marie Presley never had a child together, did they?  That would’ve made more sense.  At least Lisa Marie looked all right or at least more like a woman than Debbie Rowe.  Debbie Rowe’s a chunky white woman.  Not that I have anything against chunky women, but you would think that the King of Pop himself would be able to land a fairly attractive woman with whom to have a child or even multiple children.  But no, for whatever the reason, he chose Debbie Rowe.  But when you really look at it, does any of it really make a difference now?  After all, Michael Jackson is a pervert.  He’s also a child molester.  I think that his nose is also on the brink of completely falling off his face.  He said he has some kind of skin disease but I don’t buy it.  Even lepers don’t have their noses fall off their faces like that.  He may be a few years from being a walking skeleton, if you ask me. 

But really, when it’s all said and done, does any of it matter?  Michael Jackson is a child molester.  He’s a pervert too.  In fact, he’s an ugly pervert at that.  It’s a shame that he had to fall from grace.  Of all the labels he could’ve been given, he had to go with "pervert" and "child molester".  Maybe anything else would’ve been better but now he’s a sexual deviant.  That’s a damn shame too.  It really is.