Return To Those Surveys

I used to do these kinds of surveys all the time during Open Diary’s first iteration.  It looks like these surveys are still a thing here, though this is the first one I’ve seen since I returned to OD.  I want to thank user “Dandelion Tea” for posting this and to “darkmadonna” for providing the initial survey post.  Without further ado, let’s do this.   

Two rules:
You must ONLY answer Yes or No, and
You may not explain unless someone asks.

Have you ever:

Taken a picture naked? No
Made money illegally? No
Had a one night stand? No
Been in a fist fight? Yes
Slept with your best friend? No
Had sex in a public place? No
Ditched work to have sex? Yes
Slept with a member of the same sex? No
Seen someone die? Yes
Ran from the police? No
Woke up somewhere and not remembered how you got there? No
Worn your partners unmentionables? No
Fallen asleep at work? No
Used toys in the bedroom? Yes
Ran a red light? Yes
Been fired? Yes
Been in a car accident? Yes
Pole danced or done a striptease? No
Loved someone you shouldn’t? Yes
Sang karaoke? No
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? No
Laughed so hard you peed your pants? No
Caught someone having sex? No
Kissed a perfect stranger? No
Shaved your partner? Yes
Given your private parts a nickname? Yes
Ever gone in public without underwear? Yes
Had sex on a roof top? No
Played chicken? No
Mooned/flashed someone? Yes
Do you sleep naked? No
Blacked out from drinking? No
Felt like killing someone? Yes
Had sex more than 5 times in one day? No
Been with someone because they were in a band? No
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day? No
Shot a gun? No
Gone outside naked? No

Not that I needed this brought to my attention, but this survey looks to be a reminder to me that I have led a pretty simple and dull existence.  Like Rockwell says in his only hit song, “Somebody’s Watching Me”, “I’m just an average man, with an average life”.  In thinking about it further, I may not even be average.  I’m not adventurous.  I’m not all that outgoing.  I rarely drink.  I’m not into firearms.  I have never considered dating or not dating a girl/woman because she is in a band.  I tend to follow the rules of the road. 

Having said that, I will continue to do these surveys and usually, I do them without reading them first.  The process is pretty simple.  See survey.  Cut and paste survey somewhere.  Complete survey.  Post results on Open Diary.  Feel weird or content afterwards, depending on my responses.

It’s only a matter of time before I do another one of these.  Hopefully, the next survey won’t leave me feeling so average and plain.