Glad you asked

I don’t know why I haven’t been writing lately, but if I don’t write today, I don’t know when I will because next week is going to be busy. So, what’s happened then? Glad you asked:

I blew up our wifi router and had to replace it. I now have a Netgear device which is much better than the crappy Belkin one.

It’s the dragon’s birthday tomorrow and I haven’t got a present for her yet. Don’t look at me like that. I have booked a table and I am intending to buy her something in Japan. I will also go out tonight and buy her something to open tomorrow.

I’m trying to lose weight. I’m even doing some sit ups. Apparently I’m doing them all wrong, and I should try planks. I looked it up today. Planks look easy, apparently they’re not. I’ll let you know.

I killed my boss, chopped his body up, and poked the pieces round the u-bend in the office lavatory with a broom handle. Or no wait, that was just a fantasy I was having over lunch today.

The weather is doing odd things. It’s beautiful sunshine and blue sky now, but we had a 20 minute typhoon this morning that bordered on terrifying.

We’re going to Devon for the weekend. We haven’t seen mother since Christmas.

I have purchased air tickets to Taiwan in April. I don’ t know how we are going to get to Japan yet. Apparently a new Barbie themed restaurant has opened in Taipei. I don’t think I am interested.

Tomorrow is Working Naked Day. I rather think the idea is to work from home. Sadly, I have to come to the office tomorrow and I don’t think my boss would let me work naked. I am definitely going commando though.

I really like the Disney film Paperman, which I saw for the first time today. You should watch this.