The Rules of Chocolate
I found this on the Internet but I can’t remember where.
– If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
– Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.
– The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.
– Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite and you’ll eat less.
– A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn’t that handy?
– If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?
– If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. {I love this one}
– Money talks. Chocolate sings.
-Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
-If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top tights. An entire garment industry would be devastated.
– Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.
Until later….
ROFL – I LOVE THIS – Thank You!! 🙂 HUGS!!
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sounds about right to me 😀
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love it 🙂
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lol! I keep my chocolate in the freezer because it slows down my consumption rate… plus I love it nice and cold so it takes longer to melt in my mouth! (huggles)
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Oo I like this. And now I want chocolate lol
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“If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. {I love this one}”…PERFECT!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!
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Cute!
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LOL! 🙂
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love it
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Those are all good practical tips. LOL
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Good ones! i have eaten chocolate today – one or two Hershey’s Kisses and two mini Twix bars. My diet has been suffering of late, obviously!
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I wal like…RULES?? Chocolate has RULES?? Say it isn’t so…. But I think I can obey these rules!! LOL
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LOVE THIS!
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Hey, now that’s how you use chocolate! RYN: Personally, I got a giggle out of Leslie Howard’s accent. ” … and the snow in Vir-ginny-ya is deep …” I don’t think he even tried to go Southern.
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LOL!!! “Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today.” That’s so YOU. The list part, I mean. Hee hee….
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I’ll drink to this entry! 🙂 – – – –
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Hahaha…Nice!!!
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Now here is a lady that understands chocolate.
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Thank you for making me chuckle tonight. I needed it! You might like this quote: “Fortunate is the chocolate, thus roaming the world, through women’s smiles, finds its death over a flavorful and melting kiss in their mouths.” ~ Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826)
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I’d love a piece of chocolate right now.
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You naughty woman, now I have a craving for chocolate.
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I’ll have to share this with two friends of mine who are real chocoholics.
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