The Rules of Chocolate

I found this on the Internet but I can’t remember where.

– If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.

– Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit, so eat as many as you want.

– The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the shop in a hot car. The solution: Eat it in the car park.

– Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite and you’ll eat less.

– A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn’t that handy?

– If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?

– If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. {I love this one}

– Money talks. Chocolate sings.

-Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.

-If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top tights. An entire garment industry would be devastated.

– Put "eat chocolate" at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.

Until later….

 

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December 23, 2006

ROFL – I LOVE THIS – Thank You!! 🙂 HUGS!!

December 23, 2006

sounds about right to me 😀

December 23, 2006

love it 🙂

December 23, 2006

lol! I keep my chocolate in the freezer because it slows down my consumption rate… plus I love it nice and cold so it takes longer to melt in my mouth! (huggles)

December 23, 2006

Oo I like this. And now I want chocolate lol

December 23, 2006

“If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves. {I love this one}”…PERFECT!!!!!!!! Thanks!!!

December 23, 2006

Cute!

LOL! 🙂

December 23, 2006

love it

December 23, 2006

Those are all good practical tips. LOL

December 23, 2006

Good ones! i have eaten chocolate today – one or two Hershey’s Kisses and two mini Twix bars. My diet has been suffering of late, obviously!

December 23, 2006

I wal like…RULES?? Chocolate has RULES?? Say it isn’t so…. But I think I can obey these rules!! LOL

LOVE THIS!

December 23, 2006

Hey, now that’s how you use chocolate! RYN: Personally, I got a giggle out of Leslie Howard’s accent. ” … and the snow in Vir-ginny-ya is deep …” I don’t think he even tried to go Southern.  

December 23, 2006

LOL!!! “Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today.” That’s so YOU. The list part, I mean. Hee hee….

December 23, 2006

I’ll drink to this entry! 🙂 – – – –

Hahaha…Nice!!!

December 23, 2006

Now here is a lady that understands chocolate.

December 23, 2006

Thank you for making me chuckle tonight. I needed it! You might like this quote: “Fortunate is the chocolate, thus roaming the world, through women’s smiles, finds its death over a flavorful and melting kiss in their mouths.” ~ Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826)

December 24, 2006

I’d love a piece of chocolate right now.

You naughty woman, now I have a craving for chocolate.

December 31, 2006

I’ll have to share this with two friends of mine who are real chocoholics.