Fluid Dynamics
Now that I’ve had a kid piss his pants in my classroom, I can now confidently say that I’ve had to deal with nearly every bodily function in my four years as a middle school teacher.
Vomit? Check. Several times. No big deal.
Blood? Check. The most egregious offense was when a student popped a boil on his butt, then proceeded to rub his blood-covered ass all over random things in my orchestra room. It looked like someone was filming a sequel to "The Shining" in my classroom. Smears of blood, punctuated by little streaks of pus. Exactly as welcoming as you would imagine it could be…
Sex fluids? Check. Caught a girl masturbating in the front row of my band class a couple of years ago. She had one hand down her pants, another up her shirt, and she was headed to O-town, population- her. I could tell she was trying to get attention, but somehow, no one noticed, so I didn’t say anything until the end of class… when I took her to the guidance office for some… guidance… and a good hand-washing.
Menstruation Material? Check. Could probably be placed in the same category as blood, but it just seems… different when you’re a male teacher and you need to find an inconspicuous way to tell a girl that she needs to go to the nurse. Especially when she’s wearing white pants, and leaves some crimson goodness on her chair as she leaves.
I guess all that’s left is poop?
I can’t wait…
Front row? Seriously. I mean, wow.
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Front row? Seriously. I mean, wow.
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Front row? Seriously. I mean, wow.
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Front row? Seriously. I mean, wow.
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Front row? Seriously. I mean, wow.
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Front row? Seriously. I mean, wow.
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Front row? Seriously. I mean, wow.
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HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!
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HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!
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HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!
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HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!
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HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!
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HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!
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HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!
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HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT WEEK!!!!
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I’ve written something and deleted it about 5 times now. I just don’t know what to say, lol.
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I’ve written something and deleted it about 5 times now. I just don’t know what to say, lol.
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I’ve written something and deleted it about 5 times now. I just don’t know what to say, lol.
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I’ve written something and deleted it about 5 times now. I just don’t know what to say, lol.
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I’ve written something and deleted it about 5 times now. I just don’t know what to say, lol.
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I’ve written something and deleted it about 5 times now. I just don’t know what to say, lol.
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I’ve written something and deleted it about 5 times now. I just don’t know what to say, lol.
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hahahahaha! I remember the masturbation story.
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hahahahaha! I remember the masturbation story.
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hahahahaha! I remember the masturbation story.
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hahahahaha! I remember the masturbation story.
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hahahahaha! I remember the masturbation story.
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hahahahaha! I remember the masturbation story.
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hahahahaha! I remember the masturbation story.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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whhhhaaaaaaaa. In the front row??? what the fuck?! Also, that boil one made me gag.
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LMAO!!!! Horrible 😛
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LMAO!!!! Horrible 😛
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LMAO!!!! Horrible 😛
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Ewww lets hope you don’t get the last one ever! And as for the girl masturbating… yea, that’s more than awkward… esp since you’re a guy! lol!
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Ewww lets hope you don’t get the last one ever! And as for the girl masturbating… yea, that’s more than awkward… esp since you’re a guy! lol!
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Ewww lets hope you don’t get the last one ever! And as for the girl masturbating… yea, that’s more than awkward… esp since you’re a guy! lol!
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Ewww lets hope you don’t get the last one ever! And as for the girl masturbating… yea, that’s more than awkward… esp since you’re a guy! lol!
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Ewww lets hope you don’t get the last one ever! And as for the girl masturbating… yea, that’s more than awkward… esp since you’re a guy! lol!
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Ewww lets hope you don’t get the last one ever! And as for the girl masturbating… yea, that’s more than awkward… esp since you’re a guy! lol!
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