How to Make Something Out of Nothing

Famous last words, indeed. And incidentally, are there any situations when one WOULD have to watch a hummingbird through a Coke bottle?

Why do you have a hump in your back? Were you in an accident? —

Dammit. Chuck sorta stole my line…but I was going to reference a different kind of hump in your back. Grrrr. You realize that it’s now on between Jen and me, don’t you? Lemme at her! Only kidding (sort of).

I identify strongly with Jen right now.

Yeah I’m not guessing that a girl who doesn’t tell you about her boyfriend “because you didn’t ask” is good girlfriend/relationship material. But booty calls are okay – as long as mutually acceptable. Sounds like the wolf pack is back howling at the moon!

she told you that, and you went ahead and told her to call you? this girl has you in the palm of her hand. i mean, here’s her hand, and here’s you, ya know? plus, you deserve better, even just for sex. sex with a liar sucks. and i’m not sure i find all this wolfish behavior very attractive. you better post another picture of your cat or something.

You know, sometimes your entries are even made more interesting by the notes. *peeks up* Yeah, more interesting. Anyway, Jen sounds like a good ‘side fling’. You did show remarkable restraint. Personally, I would’ve lost it at the “you never asked” comment… Alcohol is good in that it keeps us calm, eh? Hugs

RYN: Yeah, well, you wouldn’t have said the “L-word” one month in to a girl who has a boyfriend, correct?

Notes MORE interesting? Nah…but they definitely add to the whole package. Bridget’s note made me chuckle for more than just a moment. =)

Way to play the booty call card! Be well,

Is Joe Mike the lost Walton in the attic? Do tell! And Belt? I think there is a story in that name alone. Dude, you are too good for sloppy seconds. Especially after she said you didn’t ask. That sounded kind of rude. And like I said, if she wanted you to back off, she would have mentioned it long ago. So it’s all her fault! There are plenty of good ones still out there for free.

I agree you are too good for that, but then it sure does sound like fun and maybe what’s right for you right now 🙂

As I’ve joined the parliament party late and am too lazy to read back – can you give me a nutshell version of the Jen story?

RYN: Gotcha – thanks!

RYoN: Oh, and – thanks for the scolding.

RYN: Yeah, I do. I don’t hold it against you – you had to say it.

hey, thanks for the link. I figure I’ll try to make a buck until somebody (if anybody) gets it trademarked. Then, I’ll probably drop the whole thing.

Hmmm… I think that I’m missing some information, maybe from my lack of memory. I don’t remember you saying how someone that you were seeing was seeing someone else on the side. Am I not understanding the situation right? Eric

Dude. Don’t be her sucker though.

she sounds like bad news… but you seem to have everything under control. did you hear about one of your fraternity brothers? A sad thing happened in the ville last weekend… –

Careful, Grasshopper. This one is all about the chase, and can make you look the fool in the process.

ryn: emailing you

RYN – Do you want to cuddle with me tonight?

Yes, there’s always a butt with you………

I’m the most guileless woman in the world — I could never not tell someone, everyone, anyone about someone I had been seeing for a year, good or bad. RYN: HAHA! I’ve been trying to explain that some guys do like pantylines to my friends for years, and no one will listen! Thank you for stepping forward. Brave soul. Ha.

The notes definitely make this more entertaining.

**grin** Bridget cracks me up… cat indeed. She’s right tho, this Jen has you in the palm of her hand.

RYN: No.

RYN thanks for the info. I actually received this from my cousin and she said the baby was dead, but I’ll change the caption.

RYN where did you run across the picture?

RYN: Ooooooh….you’d have to come and catch me first.

RYN I found the photo on a Reuters site and its a Navy Corpsman, but thanks for letting me know.

And you are such a……. (thinking of a good acronym for you)

Boy does this take me back… The Parliament of old 😉

ryn: not when that’s how tall *I* am in heels. i’d give anything to be two inches shorter. –

ryn: you are right, i am 5’6″, but i come damn close to 6′ in heels. I can’t stand being as tall or taller than a guy. It drives me crazy, I’m really self conscious about it. I feel like a monster. :/ you need to write a new entry. i’ve left far too many notes on this one… –

RYN: Well, I guess you can take it up with James Madison, the fourth president of the United States, who wrote the Bill of Rights, and did not use the word “citizen” but instead only “person”.

more diary writing, more diary writing, more diary writing.

RYN: Yeah, you’re so right, Clinton’s the real issue here. I mean, sure, there’s rioting and chaos in the streets of Iraq, we’ve alienated most of the international community, we’re making a mockery of the constitution, and we’re back to a deficit-economy, but the REAL problem is that Clinton lied about sex six years ago. STOP THE PRESSES, folks, that’s the real scandal.

RYN: Actually, I do think the way the administration is handling the Guantanamo situation is VERY related to the way it handles other international issues. There’s a general disregard for the development of the international order in this administration, an order the architecture of which was intially created with major impetus from this country (United Nations).

RYN: I respect your opinion. Just because I use a little sarcasm in responding to you doesn’t mean I don’t respect you. I never object when you do the same thing to me — it gets a little rough and tumble sometimes, Big Daddy, but I wouldn’t push unless I thought you could take it. Don’t take it personally — we disagree but that doesn’t reflect on my opinion of what a good person you are.

RYN: And by the way, Clinton WAS squirming around semantically to make himself a loophole on that sexual relations issue, but I don’t think you can make much of a loophole out of the word “person”. Person is human being, plain and simple. My point is that the Clinton impeachment scandal is old news, while this stuff is really important and going on right now.

RYN: In closing, have you ever seen me waste this much time talking to a bible-beating hillbilly? Nope. Don’t waste my breath on those people. I get a sense of your viewpoint from the little you’ve said, and in some ways I understand it, but eventually passion (for vengeance, etc.) has to be mitigated by respect for the law. That’s how we really beat those fvckers.

RYN: I know, I think you’re on your period today, honey. So emotional! I had to be all manly and straighten you out.

Hey – I can read your diary again. Cool. I’d almost given up.

RYN: Aw, you’re just jealous because you can’t stick your face in my chest and go to sleep. 🙂 Be well,

Have fun! Y pl

RYN: Joe has decided to “keep him under observation” at home. He’s cleaning up the crap if it happens. I swear. Ugh.

RYN: thank you man very cool of you. But I must ask why would you do that for me ?

you are very popular. i enjoyed reading your entry. i think i could learn a lot about men from you. i am newly single after a 23 year marriage and i know nothing. very nice to meet you.

your entry title is how to make something out of nothing. that’s something i would like to learn to do.

I can read again!

Where are you?

You, are like, James Dean, and everytime I walk into (per say) your diary, I feel like I am in another world, and its something totally differant from anything I know. You are the most *not, romantic, but, James Dean,,,,,type of man” I have ever read or known, its like falling into another universe reading u. Its f*cking fantastick! LOL. 🙂