Speaking of going crazy

speaking of going crazy

I have been thinking about

mermaids lately.

But I cant place them

properly in my

mind.

one problem that bothers

is where are their sexual

organs located?

do they use toilet paper?

and can they stand

on their flipper

while frying bacon

pancakes?

I think

i’d like a mermaid

to love.

sometimes in the supermarket

I see crabs and baby

octopi

and I think, well,

I could feed her that.

but how would i pack her

around the ball park?

I get my things and then

push my cart to the

check out stand.

"how are you today?" she

asks.

"ok." I say.

she has on a

market uniform

white shoes

earrings

a little apron…

she rings up my

things.

I know

where her sexual organs are located as

i look out the window

and wait.