Well there went my last nerve.

Roughly a hour and a half and the big secret will be revealed. I won’t make it. Not at all. The Child is making a Welcome Grandma poster lol. I was teasing Hubby that we should take the camera so we can make his Mom feel all special and stuff and he laughed & that’s when he came up with the idea for The Child to make the poster. In reality, I want to take his picture when he sees his Dad with his Mom. We’ll see what I can make happen ….

We managed to pull a miracle out of thin air and get our loan paperwork finalized. Man that has been a major, major headache! The damn loan company wanted something in writing of what his retirement pay will be and when it starts. Well duh! it starts on Nov. 1 but we don’t know the exact amount yet. Hubby has to have a full physical performed by the VA to determine if he will have any disability factored into his base retirement pay. Anyway, we finally got that last bit taken care of yesterday and today we got the go ahead and the sellers have agreed to do the closing on Sept. 27. The contract was for Oct. 12 so that is nice. Less rent we will have to pay the sellers for taking early possession. Score! Once the closing is done, we are in the free and clear and life can go back to normal. Well at least our new version of normal.

Hubby was texting me today while I was in the commissary. The Loan Officer had called him (after she had already talked to me & I gave her his number) and was texting about the close date. I wanted it to be in Oct. so that our first mortgage payment wouldn’t be due till Dec. 1. He replies back to me, "I’m not paying rent till December." I just kinda stood there after reading that. And then without realizing I was doing so, I blurted out, "He’s lost his fucking mind!", in the middle of the frozen food section. People jerked their heads around and looked at me funny. LOL But I wasn’t paying attention to them. I hit send on my phone & called him …

Me: What the hell are you smoking?

Him: What do you mean?

Me: Why in the hell would we be paying the sellers rent till Dec when we close on the house in Oct.?

Him: I don’t know.

Me: Once we go to closing and sign on the dotted line, the house is ours. We don’t owe anyone any money, other than USAA, and that won’t be till Dec. 1. So where in the hell do you get the idea we would still have to pay rent after closing? 

Him: Are you sure? You better call the Realtor and ask her cuz I’m pretty sure we won’t be able to live in that house for almost 2 months without paying someone.

Me: You have obviously lost your damn mind and I don’t have time to deal with you. YOU call the fuckin’ Realtor and she’ll confirm what I just told you.

Him: Why are you being such a bitch?

Me: Why won’t you have sex with me? If you don’t want me then why are we wasting time buying a house?

Him: I never said I didn’t want to be with you.

Me: Nope, you sure didn’t. But your actions say it loud and clear.

Him: Now who is the one full of shit?

Me: Obviously you. I need to go so I can get out of here. I’ll see you when I get home.

I end the call, put my phone in my purse, look up to start walking and see all these people standing around staring at me.

Well hell. I’m still standing in the middle of the frozen food section. I just made an ass out of myself in the commissary. Great. Just great.

And thanks to his parents coming in tonight, and our friends tomorrow and everything else going on for the next 2+ weeks, I won’t be getting any sex anytime soon. It’s already been a month since the last time he touched me. What’s a few more weeks? Nothing makes a woman feel more wanted like not being wanted sexually.

Obviously my husband no longer finds me desirable. Wonderful.

Time to get ready to head to the airport. Till the next time ….