Phone Kinda Works in a Toilet-y Way

SUP DUDES.

 
Phone kinda works.  I couldn’t get it fully apart because there was ONE SCREW that WOUDLN’T EFFING COME OUT and it was the LAST GODDAMN ONE, too.  I pulled 6 out, got to the 7th, and it wouldn’t budge and then I stripped it and gurrrrrr.
 
But I riced it overnight, and uh.  I feel like I’m looking at the screen through a foggy cave, but hopefully the condensation dries up a little in there.  And the audio’s fucked, but meh, it works.  That’s all I wanted.
 
DW never showed up because derp, he forgot my phone didn’t work.  Which is silly, because the only reason we even made plans is cos I signed onto Gchat (er, unblocked him haha oops.  I guess I had him blocked several forevers ago and forgot.) specifically to tell him my phone was dead, and he was like "oh lame, hope your day gets better, wanna get food or drinks?" and I was like SURE, let me know when, but not by phone, ha ha ha! And he’s like, yep, ha!  Also put it in rice!
 
And then gchat’d me at 10:45 to tell me sorry he forgot.
 
Blaaaaagggghhhhh shut up.  I mean I know it wasn’t intentional but UGH.
 
But it’s cool.  Turned on my phone and got the classic "oh sorry it’s so late, still working" text, which he probably sent around the same time I gave up on him anyway.  Dunno, since for me it came in at 8 AM, but generally he waits about a half-hour after the hour-long window he gives me, apologizes, and tells me he’s still working for another hour.
 
I really have learned, for the most part, not to expect to hear from him.  It’s been good, cos he’s blown me off a few times since that one weekend I turned off my phone to avoid being annoyed by the lack of contact, and I’ve barely even noticed (except once when he told me about wanting to hang out with his friends and invited me to come, but never texted me to tell me it was a go and then later told me stories of hanging out with them that night, so, yeah, that hurt, BUT I didn’t spend that day waiting for the call.  I just went about my bizz-nass as though it wasn’t happening, and only found out later that he’d snubbed me), but last night was (A) a shite day, (B) a day when I was already paranoid about a lack of phone, and (C) the last day before No Sex Week and I really wanted to get laid.
 
BUT WHATEVER, joke’s on him, because uh whatever, somehow it’s on him and not me because I totally wasn’t the patsy who waited around for him all night or anything, laaaawwwwwwl.
 
Fuck it all, though.  Jamie + Goodwill tonight + probably weed.  Nothing like stoned clothes shopping, am I right?  Anything to kill the pain of clothes shopping.  ANYTHING.
 
 
P.S. Jess edit your entries before submitting them okay
 
Q.S. I KNOW OKAY I just panicked because a coworker walked by