Ohhh man. * * * *UGH

I should be cleaning right now.  I was cleaning and then I sat down and now a half hour has passed, okay, okay, I’LL GO CLEAN THINGS CHRIST GET OFF MY ASS ABOUT IT.

Actually, get ON my ass about it.  Leave me notes telling me to clean, so when I come back every 10 minutes to check if the intetrnet has given me any more attention since the last time I looked, there will be giant angry reminders from people I care about telling me to be a better person for a while.

Uggghhhhhhh my apartment is covered in dog hair AND I DON’T EVEN OWN A DOG

EDIT: hahaha it totally worked.  It’s been a couple hours, which was long enough for me to not remember I wrote this.  FUCK YEAH, back to cleaning!

EDIT 2: EVERYTHING’S CLEAN NOW not really, but it looks like someone lives here now!  Honestly, it’s waaaaay better.  And I moved all my winter clothes to the drawers, hung my summer clothes, and then ORGANIZED THEM BY COLOR IN RAINBOW ORDER.  Deal with THAT, world.

There’s a lot of organizational shit that has to happen before I feel like I’m doinitrite, which requires me to unload some unnecessary chairs and two (or three) bags of shit for Goodwill.

All I’ve eaten today is a bagel.

Also I’ve had weed since yesterday and have barely even wanted to smoke it, so I haven’t!  Instead I cleaned all goddamn day!  Maybe it will be different this time!  Haaaahahahahahhahhahahaha.

Also dyed my hair with "napalm" colored semi-permanent dye that warns you on the package that it glows under black lights.  But I cut it with conditioner, only left it on for about a half hour, and it looks like I just dyed it with my regz dye, tbh.  The orange in my permanent dye just washes out so crazy fast, it’ll be nice to be able to put it back in without bleaching it over and over.

I did this because I chopped off all my hair last night.  (Not myself.  I had a profesh do it, obvs) It’s even shorter than last time I made this choice, and I really really like it.  Especially after throwing on some pinup-style makeup and a strapless dress.  I basically look like a sexy pixie.  A SEXIE.

I would take pics but you know, too lazy and my webcam won’t pick up all the sexy in this light anyway.

Gonna boil some eggs and get ready to hang with The Bro + Co and DW.  Hooooo-rah.

And, let’s face it, smoke some weed before I go.  I’M ONLY HUMAN.

EDIt 3: Hahaha, one of my readers only reads my caps lock’d shit first, and I just remembered to do it on this entry and I was quite satisfied with the results.

EDIT 4:  DW motherfucking hates my hair.