Free Stuff!

That title is misleading!

I got the fuck out of some free stuff just now!  Sarah’s moving to Mexico and decided to make a last-minute drop-off before heading out.  To bring me all the food left over in her apartment, her WEED, and LOTS OF NAIL POLISH and TWO ONE-HITTERS and BRANDY.

And the stuff?  Lots of basic shit I need to cook!  And some fingerlings!  I am gonna eat the FUCK out of those fingerlings!

It’s kinda great, because when she moved into her own place a couple years ago, she was a well-meaning stoner who was very attached to her apartment/material goods.  Now she’s leaving on an ADVENTURE, barely smokes weed anymore, and has passed through the final stages of grief for all her material goods.  It’s like she’s passing down the life phase to me.  Which is GREAT, because this life phase is AWESOME.  I have very few responsibilities, but still enough to make me feel like an adult.  I can get stoned all day if I want and my need to fulfill overarching life goals seems very far away.  Like, ugh, do I really have to think about that shit yet?  I’m only 23!  Let’s just, ya know.  Mosey along until I wake up and I’m 40.  Hooray, denial!

Anyway, basically my life is super awesome right now, except for the part where there’s something under my L key and I have to sLLLLLam that bitch to make it come.  Up.  Make it come up.  Ha ha.  Christ, I’m in a good mood.

Except I told DW I would watch Misfits with him and I am JONESING SO BAD and he’s NOT HERE so I CAN’T WATCH IT and I’m only 5 episodes in and there’s this big cliffhanger that I REALLY REALLY WANTED TO SEE THE END OF.

Ugggghhhh once I watched an episode of Doctor Who without him and told him I didn’t, and I felt SO BAD about it.  I know it’s stupid and small, but really I just hate it when I lie about shit, stupid or not.  It’s still a lie.  It’s still fucking dumb.

But whatevs, I was in the middle of my "Emergency!  Emergency!  Disconnect from DW!  Feelings, please form an orderly queue out the exi–no, fuck it, just get out, do whatever you have to!"

And all I could muster was watching Doctor Who without him and lying about it.  Ha.  And I think maybe I re-opened OKCupid.  A couple times.  Heh.  And then maybe went on a date while he was gone?  Did I?  I feel like I did, but surely I would remember.  It’s only been a couple months.

Whatever anyway I’m high (lol obvs) and this stopped making sense around 3 paragraphs ago and HEYO, I was cooking so I should get back to the lab again.