Hotter than a turd frying on a rock -_-

listening toMoonlight Shadow ~ DDR mix

mooditchy (is that even a mood? o.O)

Life without aircon is depressing. It’s about 38 degree’s celcius outside so I can barely think coherently, let alone move around. I did attempt a cold shower earlier but the moistures now been sucked out from my skin and hair particles. This reminds me of the time I was stuck at Nicole’s house on a hot Saturday in year 8, with only a shoddy fan and this long-ass movie about Moses on Television. We ended up begging Brenda to take us to Macdonalds to get a pigfat icecream (the argument Nicole put across was "Mum, the reason Christopher Scase died was because he didn’t get a Macdonalds icecream in time and if you don’t want us to die too, you will transport us the nearest Macca’s"), only to find that when got there, their machine had run out of icecream -_-

Fun times.

I didn’t get to go out with Nicole today. I couldn’t get to sleep until 5am this morning and when I did I was so out like a toni-shaped log, I didn’t wake up to my alarm nor Nicole’s phone call. D’oh.

In other news, Amanda has informed me that Ford has pulled their advertisements from Gay and Lesbian magazines/tv and radio stations, due to pressure from the Bush party/supporters. This pisses me off. I’m not gay (except for that one time in hs where I tore down all my female posters whilst in so-called ‘denial’, but that’s another story- needless to say I’m an idiot at the best of times -_-) and I have nothing against the sexual preferences of other people. I thought America was a Land of free speech/expression? Utterly disgusting. What, is Ford suddenly going to come up with advertisements like "We don’t sell fords to gay people!!!" or "For the REAL manly man" *rolling eyes heavily*

Grow up people. I know a lot of religeons consider being homosexual a ‘sin’ but seriously, its as bad as trying to forcibly convert others to your beliefs. Each to his own -_- If I ever have kids they can believe in whatever the hell they want (they can have any sexual preference they want too, aslong as it involves a condom and they’re over a certain age to practice said activies though), aslong as it doesn’t involve live sacrifices and/or causing bodily harm to others.

"My son, you say you’re going to become a Amish follower and live on a farm with no electricity in Ohio?"
"Uhuh, yes m’am" *gaffaw*
"Good for you 🙂 (I’m not visiting in the summer though..no aircon *tear*)

Ugh I’m ruining my nice diary entry with talk of religeon and politics. Ok so now for something completey different!

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(Look what I found! 😀 This is so all you aspiring ninja’s and ninjette’s can follow in my golden footsteps. No please, thank me later *accepts cash donations* :P)

Enjoy

~ToNi~

Once, Twice, Three times a crazy 😀

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December 6, 2005

There is no way in hell Ford could have the advertisment saying “Ford is for REAL manly men” I mean look at this dude http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a124/grundelgrundel/059.jpg Also when i was searching for some manly looking gay men, I saw a pic of a dude sucking his own winky…true talent there i tell ya. haha 😛 xoxo

December 6, 2005

Scarily enough, that photo looks like someone paired up my brother with Britney Spears ho-wear clothing :S is there something he isnt telling me? >.> And, three cheers for self-sufficiency. Now stop polluting my entry with disturbing images, Grundel 😛

who needs to dress the part? I am so ninja like, you can not spot me, so my manner of dress is irrelevant 😀

December 7, 2005

Haha, yes, napping and games are awesome. If I could do both at once…well then I would explode from awesomeness poisoning. Or something. Mario Kart is great, you must find a way to obtain it, and then I shall obtain it, and then we can DUEL on the inter-web! Hermitude sucks very much(when one doesn’t want it). That was basically September and October for me: didn’t go out and do stuff, had…

December 7, 2005

…no money, got annoyed at stupid job postings that required you to have impossible experience(how can you get hired at a factory if they all require factory epxerience and none will hire you without it? one can’t get the experience!). I’m sure you’ll find a job sometime soon, if not then use your ninja skills to steal from the rich and semi-rich. That ninja shirt thing is awesome! Very 1337, yo.