Damn you evil cucumber of satan!

I blame Mcdonalds for this whole incident. Dad brought me back a wrap from his ‘dvd-burner expidition’ (which means he bought a new burner and I get his old one, huzzah! XD) and presented the token wrap on my desk as a sacrifice to appease my evil hungering stomach.

I took a bite. It was cold! :O

So I dragged myself into the kitchen to heat up my victim. Where apon once I had tenderly grilled the tasty carb-loaded morsel, I openned it to take a bite and…

A cucumber jumped out of the sub and ONTO, MY, HAND! >_<

And it stung like the burning sauna of all jude law hell. I had only put the supossedly innocent looking icy cold sandwich in for a minute on medium-high in the microwave and already it was flaming as if Satan had sat on it himself. I conclude it must be the work of the devil. a.k.a Mcdonalds.  I will never look at another vegetable with clear trusting eyes again.

Anyways, here’s some lyrics…I’ll just cut and paste now since my thumb is going into shock.

AIN’T AFRAID TO DIE – DIR EN GREY

Romaji Lyrics     English Translation

 Kimi to futari de aruita ano goro no michi wa naku te
soredemo zutto aruita, itsuka kimi to aeru no kana

The way that I used to walk with you is gone
But still, I always walked with you, I wonder if I’ll ever be able to meet
you

 Nadaraka na oka no ue yuruyakani yuki ga furu
todokanai to wakattemo kimi no heya ni hitotsu
daisuki datta hana wo ima…

The snow falls gently on a hill
Even though I can’t reach you, I understand
The flower in your room that you loved is now…

 Kyonen saigo no yuki no hi
kataku kawashita yakusoku
omoidaseba toke dashi tenohira kara koborete

The day of last years final snow
The promises that were hard to exchange
When I remember them, they melt, and spill from my hands

 Nadaraka na oka no ue yuruyakani yuki ga furu
todokanai to wakattemo kimi no heya ni hitotsu
daisuki datta hana wo ima… 

The snow falls gently on a hill
Even though I can’t reach you, I understand
The flower in your room that you loved is now…

 Madobe ni hitori kiride tada yuki wo mitsumeteru
kimi wo omoidashi nagara garasu goshi ni kimi wo
ukabe saigo no kuchitsuke shite…

All alone by the window, just staring at the snow
While remembering you, seeing you in the glass
I give you a final kiss

 Nee waratteyo mou nakanaide
koko kara zutto anata wo mite iru wa

Come on, smile, don’t cry anymore
From here on, I’ll always be watching you

 Nadaraka na oka no ue yuruyakani yuki ga furu
todokanai to wakattemo kimi no heya ni hitotsu
daisuki datta hana wo ima…  

The snow falls gently on a hill
Even though I can’t reach you, I understand
The flower in your room that you loved is now…

 Akari wa shizuka ni shiroku some yuku machi no naka
kimi ga mita saigo no kisetsu iro

A light that quietly begins to color the inside of the town white
You saw the season’s final colors

 Namida wo otoshita kenjitsu to wa zankoku dane
kimi ga mita saigo no kisetsu iro

The sound of the tears that fell is cruel isn’t it
You saw the season’s final colors

 Shiki to kimi no iro yagate kierou
yuki wa tokete machikado ni hana ga saki
kimi ga mita "shikisai wa" sotto tokete yuku

The four seasons, and your colors, will soon vanish
The snow melts, and flowers bloom on the street corner
The "colors" that you saw, softly begin to melt

 Kotoshi saigo no yuki no hi

The day of this years final colors

 (Machikado ni ichirin no hana sora wo
miagereba saigo no yuki ni tenohira koborete)

(A single flower on the street corner
When I look up into the sky, the final snow melts from my hand)

<3 this song.. I wanted to post up the deg lyrics for Zomboid but i couldnt find an english translation -_-
*goes back to nursing hand*

~ToNi~

P.S please excuse the theatrics..it seems I’ve been watching too much anime as usual.

"I need to pee " I cant think of a quote atm….

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I bet that cucumber spewed acid chemicals and u will be scared…FOREVER! muahahahhahahha xoxo

February 24, 2006

Yes the evil Vitamin C acids hath scarred my hand forever. I shall have to walk around with one glove on like mj and hide in some darkened room making hand puppets until some beautiful fairmaidenman falls under the charm of my puppetry and trys to find out what lies beneath the glove, whereapon trajedy shall strike and he will recieve the almight glove slap. …what? lol

February 24, 2006

I know that’s you, Amanda, btw don’t think the little ‘xoxo’s got past me. -_-

February 24, 2006

RYN: For sure, yo, we should meet up there, only at Ichi-ban Boshi so we can have ramen or something. You know, one day when I have some free time and money. I have both, but rarely together, lol. xD

February 24, 2006

And this bubble tea you speak of, is this like, Easy Way? I keep wanting to buy that stuff, but I couldn’t bring myself to drink it :S It look wierd…

March 3, 2006

hey there love! I haven’t seen you on here in a while… yeah… the cucumber really jumped?! are you sure your not on drugs?