2005 Blogathon XXI … jokes galore ^^;;

Mood: tired…no shight -_-

*Puts on some music* w00t, some Billy Joel …classic rock all da way; yeah you tell them anthony! ><" hehe.

Ok onto the jokes! *opens joke book at random* hmm hope none of these overly offend ppl…

Three nuns are walking down the street, when a man jumps out and flashes them. The first nun has a stroke, the second nun has a stroke, but the third doesn’t touch him.

How many fatalist does it take to screw into a lightbulb?
What does it matter? We’re all gonna die anyway.

What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.

A hooker went off duty at the Cross and climbed into a cab. "Would you take me home, please, to Coogee."
When the cab stopped, she said, "Bugger, I’ve forgotten my purse."
"Well how are you going to pay for this trip?"
She prompty lifted up her skirt. "With this?"
"Haven’t you got anything smaller?"

What’s the difference between a goldfish and a mountain goat?
One mucks around the fountain…

Australia foreplay: "Brace yourself, Raelene"

Rofl. Oohh the suns so bright, I opened half my curtains and was tempted to stay there in the warmth forever ^^;;

hehe yay Amanda and Mv are on 🙂 Time to Post!

~ToNi~

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