To Those Who Will Help Me Get “BIGGER”
ATTENTION PENIS LENGTHENING SPECIALISTS!
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THAT’S RIGHT! $1,000.00!
Offer good only this week!
Here’s how to get your
$1,000
After receiving hundreds of your emails, I am so sure your product works that I am willing to prove it by offering you the opportunity to send me a trial bottle in exchange for my 100% guarantee that after achieving the, “MINIMUM additional 3” length to my penis” that your product guarantees me, I will FedEx you a Cashier’s Check for $1,000.00.
Why am I doing this? Because a product as unique as yours, one that can deliver what medical science cannot, is VASTLY underpriced at $49.95 and I, in all good conscious, cannot allow you to not enjoy the rewards of your research! (I also guarantee to follow your instructions to the letter!)
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MAN!
If I get one more email from somebody that wants to "Help" me get a bigger cock or "Become A Millionaire Working From Home!" I’m going to shoot this damn computer!
However, I did discover a faster acting Viagra. Trouble is, it’s hard to swallow. I couldn’t get it down fast enough and it gave me a stiff neck!
*rim shot*
😉
heheheheheheh
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hehehehe :p tease it won’t let me see the picture in that last link :p says I’m forbidden.
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Nunzio, you’re such a tease – I’m getting a page with some Spanish error message, and then one that says not authorized to view page . . . :::sigh:::
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hehehehehehe. For some reason I get emails for this crap at my hotmail account daily. ????
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Thank you for your notes ladies. Unfortunately, I can’t get into my own entries to edit them and make the corrections and OD’s Diarymaster hasn’t returned my email asking for help. Check back. Thanks,
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LMAO! I love it!
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This is just TOOOOOOOOO funny. I get these emails all the time and I have to wonder what it would be like to have a 3″ penis. heh heh heh Have you sent this back to any of these spammers yet? It’s way too cool.
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Oh Gawd, this is hilarious…. Who gets to verify the results??? Hmmmm???? lol
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Dork! RYN- I have no idea what the above noter meant by “yes, it’s over.” I asked in a note, but never received a reply.
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LOL, I am sorry you feel you need this. j/k. Funny : )
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LOL, I prefer whatever is God-given. Who needs additional? Missionary becomes the only comfortable way, leaving out all the fun stuff. Too big=I would run. I am one who doesn’t adhere to the more is better train of thought. Strange, I know, lol.
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LMAO
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very clever…:)
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RYN: Bahhh ha ha ha ha ha ha! I meant for me. Since I don’t have one it would mean I would end up with a 3″ one. ~kersnicker~ And yes I am a tease. heh heh heh
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nooooo you didnt guess yourself you “flirt”
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BIG PENIS BIG PENIS BIG PENIS
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LMAO
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NOW NOW DOES VIOLENCE SOLVE ANYTHING…..NO! IT JUST LEAVES PEOPLE HORNEY.
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IM YELLING AGAIN….sorry
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you are such a bad boy,first you want to hurt me then you wanna play.
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RYN~ Well…well…it sucks! 🙂
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i left a big penis note, your note said dont make me hurt you then i said violence leaves one horney then you said something then i said your a bad boy first you want to hurt me then you wanna play…ok so iam a dork,,
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*cracks up*
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Ahh…the joys of porn mail.
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But if you were a millionaire no one would care about the size of your rooster. Then again, if you make your rooster REALLY big, you could makes millions with it. ;-* Either way, I still luv ya!
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RYN~ Shush! 🙂
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ryn: now how the hell did you find this???? LOL too funny, but ya’know, when im down at the barn, messin with the horses, *like today* that just might come in handy!!!
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this is hilarious you rock!
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LMFAO!!! That’s to funny!!!
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