Nunzio

July 15, 2004

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MEN! Are you tired of …

When the weather turns a little cool, Mr. Happy goes to his cave?

The wind blowing off the lake, it’s cool and Rabbit Boy disappears?

You got the date with that little hottie and while walking, she surprises you by taking things into her own hands and your Mule wasn’t ready?

Coming out of the water, suit clinging to you, you look down and notice, your thumb is bigger than Ivan the Impaler?

No one believing you anymore when you scream, “Shrinkage!”?

Well buck up, Bucko!

Help is at hand!

You’re ready for the one …

The only …

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Another product from –

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😉

azreal 2

July 16, 2004

That’s like those water bras, they are all good till ya get close….. Like buying a caddy with no seats….

the lister

…..Paducah?

Awwww, Nunz, you’re such a tease. If you were really in Paducah, I’d be on my way there now.

Yaechle

lmao… omg, some people have too much time and money eh? That gives all new meaning to a sucker being born every minute….

loving*life

LOL you crack me up….Paducka?? I was planning on traveling through there tomorrow….stranget that you use that city !

Tigressa

Why oh WHY do men name their cocks such RIDICULOUS names?!?!?!?! That is SUCH a turn off.

LMAO – I love it!

xxxLUCYxxx

laughed soooo hard I nearly wet myself!

itsjennywrenagain

lmao! Oh my god, the things ppl come up with are truly hilarious!

That’s it. Now I have to dye my hair, lol… ——————————————————— Oh, and just so you know, IF YOU WERE IN PADUCAH, KY, I WOULD HAVE BEEN THERE A FEW HOURS AGO, trying to convince you to come home with me!!!

Gilraen Tinehtele

jeeeeeez lol

looking up at findingout…..If your headed south I’m going with!!

RYN: Yes Master….I know….I’m trying….I’m just not sure what “I” want now.This is just way too much work. It will be years before Dick/Sam is on a maturitly level even close to mine. And I’m really rocking the boat between all the guys it seems.G says he doesn’t give a shit what they think..and I believe him,but they are all so close that I may just “bow out” and move on so as not to ruin it!

Sighing Sensation

Nice 🙂

Sandy Mermaid

lol… Gawd, where do you find this stuff?!? ;o)

Hear alot of you from findingout2 and lifebegins so thought I’d stop in and say HELLO! so.. HELLO!

ryn: forgiveness is actually freedom for the forgiver <— Thank you! Those are very smart words! I appreciate your note! 🙂 Welcome to Punkys Place! LMAO! I know I'm a nerd… Just figured I'd say it now before findingout2 sees this and says it FOR me! Because she WILL! Haha

HAHA HAHAHAHHA *

trying to leave a note.

damnit!!! I started this and NOW its showing my notes?!!

ryn: I know… but he said that during the LAST ‘blackout’ attack and some faves of mine did NOT get them all restored as promised…. I just hope I DO get them back!

Ryn: I’ll get hit on, but told I look like a hooker!!! I want a boyfriend, not a f*ck buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryn: After having sex 2-3 times I get sucked into it. I know better than to even try. The only way I could have one and not get more involved w/it than I should is if it happens very rarely.

No, sex does NOT equal love. then again, like you said last night…good sex does make me want more (and more and more and more). All the stupid things they do are forgiven much easier and I do find myself (somewhat blinded to any bad they do) if they give good sex. I guess they just know how to play me.

Madam_Sassy_Pants

February 11, 2005

I didn’t believe this was real. But the link? Is real! Holy cow!! Personally speaking, it’s not the flaccid state I worry about. Now, a fella claims shrinkage when he’s supposedly erect…then we have a problem!! bmh