Ladies, do you REALLY want us to lie to you?
I’m so confused!
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I’m so confused!
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Sometimes the truth hurts. I used to think my husband sometimes told the ‘least damaging’ truth.
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*grins*
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Sometimes the short answer is the best way to go. 🙂
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Hahaha… as if a guy would ever look as a “use by” date and think “hmmm, maybe I should eat this before it goes bad”. And no, we don’t want you to lie to us. At least I don’t, but maybe that’s just me.
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lol. cute and typical. 🙂
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I think Lambeth hit that on the head… #smiles and sidles off#
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Why is “because I love you” a lie? And two eggs/two slices of bacon is a meal for two people? That’s the real lie.
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I mostly think it is best if you not say anything at all LOL.
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I agree with Lambeth, too.
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no u shouldnt lie to us unless it was so not to injure our delicate sensibilities, in other word no honey u dont look fat in that dress lol,
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Ryn: ya what i mean is men and women cant be freinds cuz the man is always thinking about sex with them
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Yes, we do.
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So many shades to this. Brutal honesty is just brutal. Outrageous flattery is just as bad. Personal experience: Got flowers unexpectedly. The reason? “They were on sale.” THAT was the reason. Truthfully. “I got these for you.” Would have been the truth, too.
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Does it really matter? He made breakfast for both of them. Maybe actions speak louder than words. thanks for posting this!
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in the case of breakfast, yes!, lie to me. in all other cases, please don’t. :0)
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ryn: of course I am…!!!! it’s all his fault….!!! *catches Nunzio*
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r: just one of many, many gratuitous wedding-day boob pictures… http://www.opendiary.com/entryview.asp?authorcode=D230696&entry=20568&mode=
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Haha! In instances like this, I would prefer a lie 🙂 ryn: haha sorry, no pics were taken
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Not telling every nuance is not a lie. Sometimes it’s just a matter of choosing your words carefully. I have a friend who is ‘brutally honest’ Most of the time I don’t mind, but there are times where I wish he’d learn the art of diplomacy. You can still say it without the sharp edges.
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I can only speak for myself. Truth. Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes it’s not. Still, always very appreciated.
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ryn: Please rephrase the question!
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Thanks for the hug, Nunz.
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RYN: I literally spit out my drink at “No, honey, this here is ‘passport pussy’.”
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Hahaha! 😀
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RYN: That’s really lovely of you……..thank you. But you have me started looking. Hugs……
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Dear Nunzio……we checked it out, and it’s just what I want. We will have to skip this one. It’s an hour and a half to and another hour plus home again. Darn. Have a great day.
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r: in my defense, i was drunk and feeling ballsy. and i have a husband who positively loves watching me make an ass of myself. which i did. mightily.
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Reposted.. relink it if you can….
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Executing operation allie.
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ryn: You forgot to mention “speed jeans”.
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ryn: Yep. The original wild card.
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Typical male 🙂
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Nope, don’t lie. LOL
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To my lurker: Why baby! Why are you coming to visit me again after so long? I thought you were mad at me? Or is it there’s a shortage of bad boys in your life? *wink wink nudge nudge and hugs* 😉
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ryn: I’m going to wear those shoes tonight. Just those shoes. 😉
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ryn: oops, did I say that out loud? 😉 hehehe
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*giggles* ryn: oooooo sugar I swear like a drunken sailor on leave in Thailand….
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ryn: Meh. It was just a rant about the asshats in Washington.
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^^^ok, now I understand why I’ve been blocked.
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ryn(s): Booking my flight now!
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r. thank you so much 🙂 i’m glad you like it!
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ryn: Ouch! WHO the hell is THAT?
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Nunzio, I drop to my knees and praise the power of the penis! I concede, I concede! ROFL.
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ryn: I know diaphanous. I see the Soma.com commercial every morning and wonder who I am buying the cami for. Yes I know that is not technically diaphanous – but it is the ballpark. Know any 5’8″ blondes who need some…
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ryn: I’ll see your image and raise you one: http://www.polyvore.com/cgi/img-thing?.out=jpg&size=l&tid=23893306
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And dang if she’s move those cherries a couple of inches I could see the color of the carpeting.
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ryn: haha, i always enjoy your notes 🙂
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ryn: At least your former siren had a great rack!
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Ah, nertz! You mean you weren’t the one that gal was leading around by the todger? You can’t possibly imagine my disappointment. 🙂
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Btw, I think I neglected to thank you for the note and link the other day (re: the finanical aid debacle). So, thank you for that. Sort of wondering if you looked that up or just knew where to find that info, which would raise a host of questions. 🙂
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lol
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The truth will get you a look, that little lie will get you the whole head..
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