It’s not THAT difficult to make a woman happy

*shakes head* men…!!!

Hehe! I so don’t expect all those things … why do I need a carpenter, pest exterminator, mechanic, chef blah blah … when I can do that myself? 😉 Tough chicks.

If I had to, I could do without the steak.

Ha ha. You are such a card. 😀

I need the first lot for my husband to read thru!! lol Love, ME xxx

4. Bring him beer.

When you’re right, you’re right!!

LOLOL I totally hate shopping

Oh; I’m not even going there. lol

re 1-54, you are so wise!

I definitely do not want D to be my gynecologist! And I can squash my own bugs, thank you very much.

If only men were actually that simple. LOL.

AMEN! Trots off to send Rich over to read this. . . hehehe

I love this!

you must know some SERIOUSLY high maintenance women! i dont require even a quarter of that stuff

This is just way too funny!

WOW!! This was funny! And that picture? Priceless!

Oh, it sounds impossible. That’s it! I give up on relationships. I’m just going to be a whore from now on. I’ll manipulate their little brains with my goodies.

but the important thing to remember,…… if u remember some of those u r sure to get something sweeeeeet in return… that is all u guys need to remember…. give and take my friend,…..lol

ryn~I don’t need or want #4-18, 46 or 50. The rest, definitely!

RYN: But sometimes pasta for dinner DOES make me happy. ROFL. THanks, Babycakes.

ryn: noooo! $67.99!!! (and the corporate discount!!)

Love the entry….however I’m quite capable of doing most of these things MYSELF!

ryn- hmmm lets see 1 2 3 5(but only in the call me daddy sence LOL) 6 14 17 (but only for the big bugs) 20 22 24 25 26 27 28 28 30 31 32 33 34 35 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 47 52 54 ok so i was wrong i require about 1/2 of them not 1/4 .. hmm im nore high maintenance then i thought! LOL

What I think I am = What I think, I am. Peace,

RY “I’m not going to f*ck you” entry, so you are willing to do all of this stuff to her, but NOT put your penis in her. Like that makes a big difference. Explain that to me. Pretty please. Jeez, what a tease you are. And this makes me think…. Hmm…. he’s not willing to f*ck her, but he’s willing to do all this other stuff with her and well… here I am. ROFL.

I’ve already read it once today! LOL

RYN: I just adore you! thanks for the note.. maybe sometime I can really grow up and it will only be white noise.

Are my legs fat?

Nasty dawg. Love it.

wait, wait…. “53. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes” No! Too much space makes a woman anxious. You need to worry a little bit, or she’ll think you don’t care. But otherwise, you are absolutely right 🙂

Good to know! *takes notes*

ryn: LOL Leave it to you. Now, see, the only thing missing in the car is the blonde. Had I been blonde, I would have instinctively known why the guys were revving their engines. Can’t wait to go blonde again! A friend of mine keeps begging me to go back blonde. Tells me, “Lori, brunettes get respect, it’s true, but blondes…they get everything else.” I do remember those days. 😉 Be good,

*does a little “I’m free” dance* See? And you thought I was a dummy. Brothers and Sistahs, she’s healed!!!!

Yes, but can we be TOO forgiving? I see the connection now — absolutely. I can’t “judge” others or “not forgive” others because I forgive myself my own sins. So isn’t that inaccountability? Isn’t “not being forgiven” a form of punishment that teaches us a lesson not to sin again? I think I forgive myself too much, too easily!

Oh f*ck. I just regressed again, didn’t I?

ryn: Damn tootin’!

I need to thank you, in an old, old entry you recommend Harville Hendrix’s book “Getting the love you want”. I bought it yesterday and just finished it, for the first time, after so much counseling my insurance hates me, I’m thinking about the reality of childhood and expectations. I’m hoping my partner will read it. It’s an amazing book. Thank you! *hug*

ryn~ Nunz….you know I always choose the sex. But, I’m pickier about whom I let “infect” me now. ha ha

Freaking funneee!!!!

ryn: how can I refuse a request as eloquent as that?? you silver tongued devil ; )

ryn: Boy howdy!

ryn: good things come to those who wait ; )

Oh Gawd. *snickers* RYN: Now, if you hadn’t even mentioned that, I never would have even thought to play with saturation levels. LOVE THE SATURATION LEVELS!

RE: scampering: YES! *squee!*

RYN: Thank you, Sweet Nuzio <3 xox

dude.. I just got to say I am in love with your notes. I see them around and just say.. brilliant. that man is brilliant. just saying.

RYN: Hard not to cram. I don’t want to screw this one up. I will look for that book.

ryn: Yeah. Fish sticks. Bean likes, and they are pretty handy for impromptu fish tacos. I’m just sayin’

ryn~ We do have a love-hate relationship, don’t we, Nunz?! You make me laugh. Hard. I riled your feathers with that entry. God, I love that! I heard you, though. Really. But, we’re rubberbands. I’m a needy biotch that prolly needs loads of therapy. Smooch.

What’s your point? I see nothing wrong with that list? I must have missed something. I better go read it again. *smiles*

So what’s the problem? LMAO!

I knew I wasn’t asking for too much. 😉

I loved this!