I JUST could NOT keep this to myself!
(You’ll see what I mean )
NAMING THE FATHER FOR CHILD SUPPORT IN AUSTRALIA
The following are all replies that Sydney Western Suburbs women have put on Child Support Agency forms in the section for listing father’s details: These are genuine excerpts from the forms. Nothing has been changed.
1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, child A was fathered by Trev Munson. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of child B, but I believe that he was conceived on the same night.
2. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my child as I was being sick out of a window when taken unexpectedly from behind. I can provide you with a list of names of men that I think were at the party if this helps.
3. I do not know the name of the father of my little girl. She was conceived at a party where I had unprotected sex with a man I met that night. I do remember that the sex was so good that I fainted. If you do manage to track down the father can you send me his phone number? Thanks.
4. I don’t know the identity of the father of my daughter. He drives an Excel that now has a hole made by my stiletto in one of the door panels. Perhaps you can contact Excel dealers in this area and see if he’s had it replaced.
5. I cannot tell you the name of child A’s dad as he informs me that to do so would blow his cover and that would have cataclysmic implications for the NSW economy. I am torn between doing right by you and right by the country. Please advise.
6. I do not know who the father of my child was as all soldiers look the same to me. I can confirm that he was an infantryman.
7. Bazza Smith is the father of child A. If you do catch up with him can you ask him what he did with my AC/DC CDs?
8. It is not clear who the father of my child is. All I remember is that the guy had an absolutely enormous penis so it is likely that Mr. (deleted) is responsible.
9. From the dates it seems that my daughter was conceived at Disneyworld.
10. So much about that night is a blur. The only thing that I remember for sure is Jamie Oliver did a program about eggs earlier in the evening. If I’d have stayed in and watched more TV rather than going to the party at 146 Miller Drive, mine might have remained unfertilised.
11. I am unsure as to the identity of the father of my baby, after all when you eat a can of beans you can’t be sure which one made you fart.
Oh my God, these are priceless! It looks like the male gender is not the only one that gets "stupid" around sex sometimes.
However, you ladies know we don’t have a chance when you tease us that way!
A representative picture of a dear OD friend of mine.
(Oh what I’d love I’m gonna to do to you, BABY!)
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err…i submitted #8…
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LMAO
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oh goodie – and those dimbulbs reproduced – omg – is she wearing some fabulous shoes or what???
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LOL, I thought the same thing about those shoes! Thanks for sharing, these were hysterical!!! =;p
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You look at that picture and you focus on the SHOES? Sheesh! Just being in that position makes my HO HO hard … with that short skirt and … well, yeah … the shoes too! That’s actually a representative picture of a dear OD friend of mine. (Oh what I’d love to do to you BABY!)
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Oh yeah, and the delicate way she’s biting that weenie kinda gets me goin too! Waddyagonnado, I’m just a man!
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“Was taken from behind unexpectedly as I ate a hot dog.” Too funny. Thanks for sharing.
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And what the HELL is that contraption in the foreground of the pic?
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Yeah…what IS that thing????
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Oh dear GOD, these women added to the gene pool, they probably drive cars AND VOTE! ~Shakes Head~ There is one thing to get ‘stupid’ when it comes to sex – yep, guilty as charged, but OMYGAAAAAAAA LMAO!
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Someone has a good imagination. Funny nonetheless!
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Dude. I so swiped that picture!
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And I wonder what that guy on the right can see. Panties….?
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This is funny every time I read it. LOVE the shoes on the chick in the pic!
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ok i admit it im #3
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yeah i gotta agree i want those shoes!! and something tells me that panties are not what that guy is seeing LOL
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OMG! LOL! Unbelievable. Thanks for your note! Much appreciated.
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LMAO!
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ryn: thanks!! see the edit to my entry… i think i figured it out.
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LMAO
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Okay, I admit it… I was digging the shoes too…
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oh lord, women are whores all over the globe.
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I wasn’t looking at the shoes. LOL I was waiting to see what happened next! But they are great shoes. ryn: LMAO…no, no, no…all quite innocent. Plugs, as in outlets…if anyone can screw up putting a plug in the wall, it’s me. The mechanical skill level falls just short of this. The FORCED part: guess i could have used the word fate or destiny, just know that i am very mechanically declined. Bye for now! Happy day!
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Bless you, my child. LOL
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And I am still marveling over the whole “taken unexpectedly from behind” thing. Dear God. That’s really quite hilarious.
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ryn: On the pillow? On the PILLOW? You have a big picture with those head-giving lips and you put me on the pillow? Do you have a fever? What’s going on? LOL Yeah, and I am going to make this one public! 😉
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And this surprises you because…?????????????????????? I thought you’d been paying attention all this time!!
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rynrmn: ROFLMAO you keep telling it like it is, honey. 😉
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I have seen this before…always love reading that some people are this daft!! lol Love, ME xxx
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nice heels! Ask where she got them. hehe You are one funny man!
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ah – we all covet those shoes!
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ryn: and you thought kissing a woman with red lipstick was messy….
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ryn: LOL
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Writing an entry now. 🙂
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ryn: I hear you. I wrote: “If you can uncomplicate your thinking, and uncomplicate your life, the more peace you will find, imho.” Guess I can replace “uncomplicate” with “heal” to get more to the point, yes?
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Hey, learning something here! Gotta take a deep breath and slow down. 🙂
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ryn: LOL!!!!!! hello, handsome. :0)
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ryn again: loved the, uh, story… *wipes sweat off brow and wonders were travel bob disappeared to*
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Hey, I hope I did not come across as insincere in the wanting of a more succinct ACIM. I am always open to new ideas and thoughts and appreciate your words. Did some reading on the Electronic Reading at ACIM and gained some insight. Thanks for that link. Not to engage your ego, or reinforce mine, BUT, I find these various pathways actually lead us to staying connected/attached/ego reinforced, and that is why it can be so frustrating at times. Truly, OD is an ego fest (although I note that you attempt again and again to provide insight and gentle encouragement for your readers, with little ego attached), so, if I even remotely apply the principles I hold to be true (and will no doubt find in ACIM), then I am outta here. And I am out of a lot of places/people/connections. Quite frankly, that prospect is boring…I like the entertainment aspect of life. In fact, I made my own theory of philosophy based on entertainment. We all do what we do and experience what we experience because it entertains us somehow, otherwise, we would not do it. Not sure if there is anything here you can use and respond to, but there you have it. 🙂
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Oh, and whatever I post over on mine, feel free to post here as well. I will do the same, if okay with you. With as indepth as the answers get, I do understand how the book comes by its length. 🙂
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Back atcha
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ryn: lol baby I’m on my way
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I love that you are predictable. Have a great night, Nunz.
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From the perspective of A Course in Miracles , there are only two possible reasons for doing anything. Either we are wanting to reinforce our investment in the ego thought system or we are wanting to release that investment through forgiveness. Based on this, which one does suicide fall under? Your opinion or Jesus’ through ACIM. Is it the ultimate ego stroke or the ultimate act of forgiveness? Peace,
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p.s. Oops! Going to reread your notes to see if the answer to my question is obvious. 🙂
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Ok, nevermind (unless you want to). Got what I needed. Thx.
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Dang. LMAO
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Hmmmmm…….her shoes suck….the skirts cute….and the hair….well, it’s a TERRIBLE dye job 🙂 As for the “thing” in the pic people were asking about…I’m pretty damn sure its a bong! Miss me don’t ya ~wink~
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You said: “In addition, I think I disagree with you on the value of simplicity in learning. While one can learn by rote memorization, true comprehension is left behind. How can one accept, defend, argue, or present a complex idea without understanding the theories and principals on which it is built?” The bone of contention I have here is the idea that there must be complete understanding of the complexities. Where do we allow our own thought processes to kick in and draw conclusions? ACIM has simplicity in the statement I reprinted in my entry. And yes, it is good to learn the underlying foundation from whence ideas come. Just seems to me that it is good to allow our own thoughts and ideas freedom. I don’t feel that so much with ACIM because everything is explained so much in detail. Reminds me of why I stopped learning about astrology and the psychic realm, there was always an answer for everything. The questions are what keep me going, and I won’t walk away without a good, solid idea of what the Course or any belief system is about. Not sure where I was going with this. Will reread what you wrote in the link provided. Thanks again for your insight and responding. 🙂 <
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You also said: “Add to that, the difficulty of unlearning things you Know to be true that are in conflict with the new Truth. ” The things I know to be true always seem so simple in nature: Forgive thyself, for ye have already been forgiven. No one comes to the Father but through the Son. Ask and ye shall receieve. Teach only love. Simple. And I don’t find a need to defend or explain. The statements are profound enough to allow the reader to draw their own conclusions. ACIM: Reinforce the investment in the ego, or forgive yourself for wanting to make the investment. To me, that is simple. It resonates. Now, how can I apply it to my life to help find the peace I seek. I will find a way. 🙂 Maybe I am missing something here. I don’t believe I fear knowing more, or knowing this “Truth” in ACIM. And though I am by-and-large, accepting of my life as a whole, I have always been an explorer of sorts, interested in understanding all belief systems for they all have value to me. Anyway, give me a couple of days to let your words swim around and find a home. I am sure the answers I need will come. Thanks again. 🙂 Take care,
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rylastn: LOL Maybe I just like to see you do the Snoopy dance. I know nothing, my friend, except that I would like to know peace. And I appreciate what you have offerred. I won’t do the Snoopy dance, but I will smile a heartfelt smile and be thankful. Hugs,
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ryn: thanks 🙂 and hot “who’s fucking whom” story 🙂
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For those who asked what Cat was referring to: http://www.opendiary.com/entryview.asp?authorcode=D116647&entry=10021&mode=
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Sadly these are all plot lines from daytime soaps. Maybe General Hospital and Days of Our Lives should pay the bill….
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Hilarious! I think I know some of these women…
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Dude…I submitted number 11…you know how beans are…
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