TMI ENTRY – Use Caution Whilst Entering

I’m so unsure as to why I have been out all morning, but that’s the way it’s been, so I’m gonna volunteer all the TMI you could ever want, ok?  Ok.  I’m glad we got that settled.

I have a major case of what Mikey calls "butt burn".  I don’t THINK it’s hemmorhoids (how the fuck do you spell that?!!!).  I think it’s from the usual cause….bad toilet paper and acid problems that pass out through my excretions, if you will.

In other words, I’m dying.  No, not really, but I don’t like sitting down.

We actually managed to get Elisabeth (our younger  daughter) a birthday present.  We’re sending her a $50 gift card from WalMart.  Speaking of…I have a job interview today at 4pm with Wally World!  Great news, too!  I may be able to be what I call a cart guy.  You know, the ones that gather the carts and take them up front?  Yeah, that.  I still can’t deal with public places well, but the parking lot doesn’t scare me (well, not too much).

Anyway….Now I want a bicycle, so we don’t have to use up so much EXPENSIVE gas in the car.  How will I survive that with butt burn?  Don’t friggin’ ask, cause I don’t know!

Persona, thanks for your notes.  You’re such a sweetie, and I love reading the notes you leave!

Love to one and all,

Betty