Survey from MySpace.com
So you know, this particular survey was filled out by Piers.
This is also on myspace. My name on there, for any interested parties, is HermyJack. E-mail is jacklayne@gmail.com
Just in case you wanted to know!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF – The Survey
Name:
Herman Forstmann
Birthday:
May 21, 1975
Birthplace:
Corsicana, Texas
Current Location:
Waco, Texas
Eye Color:
blue-green/grey
Hair Color:
ashy brown (sometimes dyed black)
Height:
6’2"
Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right
Your Heritage:
German and American
The Shoes You Wore Today:
Flippers (we always called flip-flops flippers as kids)
Your Weakness:
my fucking temper
Your Fears:
Too many to name – it’s really ridiculous
Your Perfect Pizza:
Pepperoni, extra cheese, extra pepperoni
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Lose weight again and start my career in earnest
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
"k" or "ok"
Thoughts First Waking Up:
"Shit! I woke up!"
Your Best Physical Feature:
my piercing, steely-cold eyes (yeah, uh huh)
Your Bedtime:
When insomnia allows it
Your Most Missed Memory:
any memory I can’t remember?!
Pepsi or Coke:
Diet Coke with Lime, thank you
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Jack in the Crack – out of these two…..Mickey D’s
Single or Group Dates:
No dates, thank you – my wife would effing kill me
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
The Cold Brew stuff, cuz I am far too lazy to do the "gotta boil this" stuff
Chocolate or Vanilla:
vanilla, even though it’s so plain
Cappuccino or Coffee:
innoculatte’ – any form of cofficular caffeine will do
Do you Smoke:
like a damn chimney
Do you Swear:
fuck no
Do you Sing:
hell yeah
Do you Shower Daily:
well, I bathe about 50 times a day
Have you Been in Love:
Yes
Do you want to go to College:
Not anymore
Do you want to get Married:
Not anymore (I AM married!!!!!)
Do you belive in yourself:
hell yeah – well, maybe – okay, NO, ya fuggers
Do you get Motion Sickness:
sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive:
I KNOW I am, thank you! (Again – yeah, uh huh!)
Are you a Health Freak:
No, I’m a very unhealthy freak
Do you get along with your Parents:
sure do
Do you like Thunderstorms:
sure don’t
Do you play an Instrument:
hell no – my siblings got all THAT talent
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
No, and I haven’t drunk any, either
In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past five minutes, I’ve smoked, and I’m about to light another cigarette!
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
LIKE HELL! Because Jack gets so tired sometimes, Speed can seem appealing, but not in moments of total clarity
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
NOPERS – my wife would probably cut something off of my body
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
I have Social Anxiety Disorder – you figure it out!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
nope
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
nope
In the past month have you been on Stage:
I wish!!!!!!
In the past month have you been Dumped:
nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
only in the bath tub
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
yup – had to think about it
Ever been Drunk:
of course – I’m a recovering alcoholic!
Ever been called a Tease:
sure have
Ever been Beaten up:
not really – been beaten down a few times, though
Ever Shoplifted:
shamefully, I nod my head
How do you want to Die:
just drop dead someday in the middle of a conversation or an act – you know, onstage!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
As if I will ever grow up!!!! I want to be an inspiration, damnit!
What country would you most like to Visit:
<b>Utopia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:
Brown
Favourite Hair Color:
none, because my spouse’s hair is too short for color
Short or Long Hair:
I just said it’s short
Height:
Amazonian
Weight:
Amazonian
Best Clothing Style:
sleep pants and a t-shirt
Number of Drugs I have taken:
legal or illegal? Plenty legal
Number of CDs I own:
that is constantly changing, but I collect mp3s like crazy
Number of Piercings:
none
Number of Tattoos:
none
Number of things in my Past I Regret:
I refuse to dignify this with a number – there are plenty, though!!!!!
About the Christmasy colors of the survey, I have four words for you – ho ho fucking ho!
Charming smile,
PdC