Survey from MySpace.com

So you know, this particular survey was filled out by Piers.

This is also on myspace. My name on there, for any interested parties, is HermyJack. E-mail is jacklayne@gmail.com

Just in case you wanted to know!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF – The Survey

Name:
Herman Forstmann

Birthday:
May 21, 1975

Birthplace:
Corsicana, Texas

Current Location:
Waco, Texas

Eye Color:
blue-green/grey

Hair Color:
ashy brown (sometimes dyed black)

Height:
6’2"

Right Handed or Left Handed:
Right

Your Heritage:
German and American

The Shoes You Wore Today:

Flippers (we always called flip-flops flippers as kids)

Your Weakness:
my fucking temper

Your Fears:
Too many to name – it’s really ridiculous

Your Perfect Pizza:
Pepperoni, extra cheese, extra pepperoni

Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Lose weight again and start my career in earnest

Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:
"k" or "ok"

Thoughts First Waking Up:
"Shit! I woke up!"

Your Best Physical Feature:
my piercing, steely-cold eyes (yeah, uh huh)

Your Bedtime:
When insomnia allows it

Your Most Missed Memory:
any memory I can’t remember?!

Pepsi or Coke:
Diet Coke with Lime, thank you

MacDonalds or Burger King:
Jack in the Crack – out of these two…..Mickey D’s

Single or Group Dates:
No dates, thank you – my wife would effing kill me

Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
The Cold Brew stuff, cuz I am far too lazy to do the "gotta boil this" stuff

Chocolate or Vanilla:
vanilla, even though it’s so plain

Cappuccino or Coffee:
innoculatte’ – any form of cofficular caffeine will do

Do you Smoke:
like a damn chimney

Do you Swear:
fuck no

Do you Sing:
hell yeah

Do you Shower Daily:
well, I bathe about 50 times a day

Have you Been in Love:
Yes

Do you want to go to College:
Not anymore

Do you want to get Married:
Not anymore (I AM married!!!!!)

Do you belive in yourself:
hell yeah – well, maybe – okay, NO, ya fuggers

Do you get Motion Sickness:
sometimes

Do you think you are Attractive:
I KNOW I am, thank you! (Again – yeah, uh huh!)

Are you a Health Freak:
No, I’m a very unhealthy freak

Do you get along with your Parents:
sure do

Do you like Thunderstorms:
sure don’t

Do you play an Instrument:
hell no – my siblings got all THAT talent

In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
No, and I haven’t drunk any, either

In the past month have you Smoked:
In the past five minutes, I’ve smoked, and I’m about to light another cigarette!

In the past month have you been on Drugs:
LIKE HELL! Because Jack gets so tired sometimes, Speed can seem appealing, but not in moments of total clarity

In the past month have you gone on a Date:
NOPERS – my wife would probably cut something off of my body

In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
I have Social Anxiety Disorder – you figure it out!

In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
nope

In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
nope

In the past month have you been on Stage:
I wish!!!!!!

In the past month have you been Dumped:
nope

In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
only in the bath tub

In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
yup – had to think about it

Ever been Drunk:
of course – I’m a recovering alcoholic!

Ever been called a Tease:
sure have

Ever been Beaten up:
not really – been beaten down a few times, though

Ever Shoplifted:
shamefully, I nod my head

How do you want to Die:
just drop dead someday in the middle of a conversation or an act – you know, onstage!

What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
As if I will ever grow up!!!! I want to be an inspiration, damnit!

What country would you most like to Visit:
<b>Utopia

In a Boy/Girl..

Favourite Eye Color:
Brown

Favourite Hair Color:
none, because my spouse’s hair is too short for color

Short or Long Hair:
I just said it’s short

Height:
Amazonian

Weight:
Amazonian

Best Clothing Style:
sleep pants and a t-shirt

Number of Drugs I have taken:
legal or illegal? Plenty legal

Number of CDs I own:
that is constantly changing, but I collect mp3s like crazy

Number of Piercings:
none

Number of Tattoos:
none

Number of things in my Past I Regret:
I refuse to dignify this with a number – there are plenty, though!!!!!

 

About the Christmasy colors of the survey, I have four words for you – ho ho fucking ho!

Charming smile,

PdC

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