Seven Deadly Sins Survey

WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?: Oh, Lord, there are so many….Adam, Nanny, Hank, Mama, MH, Elisabeth, myself, myself, myself
2. What is your weapon of choice?: My acidic tongue combined with my biting wit (I’m so hateful! )
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Does a sister count?  Unfortunately, I have hit a woman before.
4. How about of the same sex?: Usually not, because I’m a coward, and I don’t want to get killed 
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Most likely Hank
6. What is your pet peeve?: Being ignored or treated as if I am a moron
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: I can let go of them.  Oscar, on the other hand, clings to them for dear life, sometimes.
 
SLOTH
1. What is one thing you’re supposed to do daily that you haven’t done in a while?: Pray every day
2. What is the latest you’ve ever woken up?: Gawd, that varies!!!!
3. Name a person you’ve been meaning to contact, but haven’t: The Orsaks, some of my oldest friends.
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: I try to make all my excuses colorful, so I’m not sure of this.
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones…?): Yup.  I’m a sucker for a bargain.
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Life is a workout, to me.
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?:  I would probably get up the first time I heard the damn thing 


GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Frappucinos
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: White or red
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you’ve had in one sitting/outing/event?: Two bottles of MD 20/20 and some Scotch with Pepsi
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: Nope, but I’ve wanted to
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: YES
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: I guess salty, out of these choices
7. Have you ever looked at a small pet or child and thought, "LUNCH"?: Umm, not that I can recall!   
 

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: Too many to count.
2. How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Not many people, thank God.
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Yes  
4. Have you "done it"?: Yes
5. What is your favourite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Eyes.  A killer smile will get me, too!
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: hehe  I married one!!!!!
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Well, before I had my sex change operation, I had a pregnancy test, because I was pregnant.  After giving birth, I raised the child for a year and a half, then gave him to a dear friend, had my gender reworked, and….I’m so full of shit!  Only been tested for HIV and a few other things…not pregnancy!

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: None
2. What’s your guilty pleasure store?: Any electronics place or dollar store
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Buy houses for everyone in my family
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: I think equally both….enough money to help those I’d like to help and enough public influence to assure that anyone I couldn’t help got help themselves  
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: I cannot see that happening, sorry! 
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: about 25-30 of our own recordings


PRIDE
1. What’s one thing you have done that you’re most proud of?: Survived
2. What’s one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of?: Gotten married

3. What’s one thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: To ease pain for other people somehow
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Actually, yes, because I’m quite competitive!
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Yes, but I doubted that I "knew" correctly!  Was I really better?
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Rarely, but it has happened
7. What did you do today that you’re proud of?: I’m usually not very proud of myself
 
ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: I am satisfied with my spouse, children, and grandchildren. They are what I need in life.  As for an item….gimme a damn jacuzzi!!!!!!
2. Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with?: No one, thank you much!  The idea horrifies me!!!!!!
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I have no desire to be anyone but myself.
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: One time, really.  It is long forgiven. 
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Thinner body, different nose, different mouth, larger….no, I haven’t wished….ok, yes. 
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Competency
7. Do you wish you’d come up with this survey?: No
8. Finally, what is your favourite deadly sin?: I suppose wrath, if I had to choose one.  I’m sad to TRY to choose one, truthfully.