Racka Frackin’ Stomach

Proving it, bit by bit……

I’m so damn glad I go to get the endoscopy in July.  The 8th, to be exact.  For some unidentifiable reason, as of yet, anyway, I woke up with severe cramps this morning.  First rattle out of the box, I got stuck in the bathroom again.  What a way to start the damn day!

My stupid GI tracts are probably too messed up for words.  The doctor will say, "I’m sorry, Mr. Forstmann.  Your guts will all explode and fall out tomorrow!"

Bring it on!  Sometimes, it seems that would be preferable to this situation.

So…..

On with the day!

Today will be a good day, one way or another…..please, Lord, let my optimism hold!

My Mikey, I love you forever times PI cubed plus one,

Your Jack