Pain, Pain, Go away…come again…NEVER!!!!!

Pain is a nasty little fucker.  It’s a dirty bitch from Hell!

My Mikey and I just got back from an orthopoedic surgeon who showed us the x-rays they’ve been taking, and he said the hip does NOT need to be replaced.  There’s nothing wrong with it, he says.

Ok, I am getting sick and fucking TIRED of these endless doctor visits where nothing good happens.  The primary care dude gives My Mikey pain pills to last a month, but guess what?  There are exactly TWO WEEKS worth of pills that are supposed to stretch to double the time!!!!

FUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

I hate this shit, and we’re both fucking depressed again.

Pain – if you’re reading this, please be kind and fuck off.  Go find somewhere else to lurk…not in my spouse, you pug from planet FUCKER!!!!

My Mikey, I – and my exhausted ass – love you forever times PI cubed plus one,

Your Jack