Lunchcast for Wednesday, August 30, 2006

 

My Mikey, I love you

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Hi everybody, this is Piers deCorte comin’ atcha live live live at noon on a lovely, sunshiney-but-not-hot day at the end of August, the most humid month of the year!

In today’s news, we report that there was a semi-bitter awakening on the horizon.  This morning, as the world turned smoothly, an oft-precedented occurrence occurred……the bank issued the Forstmann Family yet another overdraft fee!

Adding mayhem to the misery, I went to lunch with Mama and Nanny.  Mama was ok, but that Maria woman….whew, folks, let me tell you….don’t try to have one of those at home!

Nanny informed me again that when she dies, Johnny and Mary Helen will inherit her house, which "Laurie" is NOT to live in, no matter what.  They can sell the house, Nanny says, and keep MY share of any money brought thereof, so they can "take care of [me]".  

 I informed Nanny in no uncertain terms that this was not only insulting, but unfair, as well.  I would rather be completely cut out than have to rely on someone "taking care of me"!  I also casually but loudly pointed out that it is quite senseless for everyone to tell me to stop being so dependent upon my family, and then pushing me into circumstances where I have little choice in the matter.  Cut me out, you bitch! (I didn’t say that out loud.)

 Now, we await the visit to the counselors.  If all goes well, perhaps yours truly here will wind up in a mental hospital.  Too bad they don’t keep lethal injections or electric chairs handy at said places!!!!

 On to bigger and brighter news…..there’s not any!

This concludes today’s lunchcast, and I hope you enjoyed hearing me be demeaned and treated as a fifth-class citizen!  

Jack wishes love to everybody.  So does Betty.  I wish everyone would have enough money to buy a clue!

Piers

deCorte signing off.