Lunchcast for May 12, 2006

Hola, pacos.  This is Piers deCorte comin’ atcha live live live at 12:10pm on Friday, May 12, 2006.

Breaking news :

Nanny has been replaced by a pod person.  She has been very pleasant for the past two days.  Today, she made mention of having bought cookies for either me or for – get this – MEMAW!!!!

And yet, the Earth didn’t explode….life still goes on.

Now a word from our sponsor….

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Thank you, Mr. Schleppen….I mean Gippenschmagel!  Now back to the really important part of the show….PUNK!

This morning started on a low note.  That note was C#, and let me tell you it was ugggggggly.

The telephone would not stop ringing, and I had to tumble my lazy ass outta bed to figure out what the damn emergency was.  There was a voicemail on our new cell.  Mama said she’d just talk to us later.  THAT’S THE EMERGENCY?!!!!!  I need a dose of Hellafrozovah to squeeze out an apology from that lovely Madre of mine.

In other news….

We must call Robert N. to arrange to get the car registered TODAY.  If not, I am tuck with a sticket for no valid registration.  At least we can prove (and easily, might I add) that we did, indeed, have insurance.  Get part of that nappy ole ticket dropped into oblivion.

So, my darling audience….<

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Have a peachy day (permission to puke, granted)!

Piers deCorte signing off.  Join us at our irregular unscheduled interval for another Lunchcast featuring Piers deCorte and brought to you by Hermco Enterprises.

Yeah.  Bye!