Lunchcast for Friday

And it’s Piers deCorte comin’ atcha live live live at an hour fifty till five!  (3:10pm)

Today’s lunchcast has some pleasant news.  After a good-feeling lunch with Nanny; even though Mama skipped work today – more details later; Mama took me to get some cigarettes.  I have a nagging feeling that I really need to quite smoking, but c’est la friggin’ vie, man!  Of course, if I’m not careful, it might be c’est la mort…..eeeech.

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PdC returning with the rest of today’s news.

Upon returning to my house, I received word that Nanny had called and said demanded that I mow her lawn.  She said she would forgive my cigarette debt and a $40 loan that she had given my mother if we did some yard work for her.   So we did half of it, because another frigga-frackin’ storm is threatening to come on.  Nanny thanked us profusely and forgave our debts, as we forgave our debtors.  Mama went shopping and bought us our daily bread.

Now, someone needs to lead me not into Tempations {music}, because the Supremes and Stevie Wonder are much better for my health.  Please sign, seal, and deliver me from evil!

Thank you for listening.  This has been Lunchcast with your host Piers deCorte.  Brought to you by Hermco Enterprises.

Ciao for now, folks!