Inspired by J Henry – injuries of my lifetime

Proving it, bit by bit……

 

 

More atrocious injuries of my lifetime:

 

 

 

 

1978 – Drank poison, according to Mama

 

 

 

 

1981 – Fell off balance beam and busted chin

 

 

 

 

1982 – Ripped open knee on gravel, while running around our dog

 

 

Slipped on wet bathroom floor, hit head on electric heater – 7 stitches above right eye

 

 

 

 

1983 – Got hit in head with baseball bat twice – sister accidentally hit me (it WAS accidental, because I remember)

 

 

 

 

1984 – Slipped on bar of soap while singing in shower, busted chin

 

 

 

 

1986 or 87 – Got electric shock by touching light socket (stupid, I know)

 

 

 

 

1988 – Sitting on rail fencing, lost balance, swung two times around, then fell to the ground

 

1989 — Flipped off bicycle, landed chin-first on sidewalk, finally earned a scar for the third time I busted my chin!

 

 

 

1990 – Got large electric shock due to cousin’s son playing with water near an electric outlet

 

 

 

 

1991 – Got small, yet painful, electric shock in mouth by biting phone cable to strip it just as phone rang

 

 

Nearly drowned in Gulf of Mexico

 

 

 

 

1993 – Ripped ligament in right foot while dancing to entertain children

 

 

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otype Corsiva"”>Hit side of head HARD on car and fell on ground, while going on lunch break to see Mama and Memaw

 

 

 

 

1995 – Running across yard, tripped over branch I didn’t see, fell face first in yard

 

 

 

 

1998 – Chasing dog Rusty, fell on road, skidded on knee – HURT

 

 

 

 

2001 – Stupidly set up folding chair on downhill slope, sat down, tumbled down the hill in the chair

 

 

 

 

2004 – Singing “Oh What A Beautiful Morning”, slipped on wet porch, fell on same knee as 1998