If it’s not one thing, it’s another

I’ve been waking up repeatedly, about every 3 hours, it seems. Now, it seems, I am fully awake. We’ll just see about that.

I have heartburn right now. That’s retarded, because I took my medicine before I went to bed at midnight. How can I have heartburn?!!!! It’s only 5:56am!!!!!

Anyway, I just wanted to complain….errrrrr, explain.

My Mikey, I love you forever times PI cubed plus one,

Your Jack