11:28pm – Wanna bitchfest? ‘Bout to get it!!!!

PROVE IT, HERMY……

I was in the middle of talking Mikey to sleep, and goddamned if two fucking seconds before he was asleep (I WAS gonna sing to him), I got a beep.  Fucking women always have to drag me into their petty bullshit!

Jenniffer is coming back to town.  She’s an old friend, and Chris’s former roommate.  She and Lola do not get along.  BOTH OF THEM called me about this, and I’m aggravated as fucking hell.  Don’t they think I could do without the pettiness and drama?  Don’t I produce enough of each of those on my own?!!!

Lola is staying with Chris right now.  Jenn will be coming back into town the day before My Mikey.

That presents a problem, as Jenn planned to stay with Chris.  It’s a 2br place, and Lola has one room while Chris has the other.  No place for Jenn and Russell.  Jenn asked if WE could take Lola in for a few weeks!

Has she lost her fucking MIND?!!!!!  My Mikey and I will be together for the first time EVER the day after Jenn arrives.  I am not about to subject our long-overdue and anticipated union with the trouble that these women brew!

I’m turning into a fucking woman hater!  I never saw myself this way before, but apparently, all women except my mother are out to drive me insane!

My Mikey is coming home, and NOBODY will take any of the joy from us!  We are unplugging the phone, and we will NOT answer the goddamned door!!!!  HA!!!!!

My Key, My Mikey, I love you forever times PI cubed plus one,

Your Jack