11:01am – Somebody HEEEEEELP! LOL

I have been awake for about 1 1/2 hours. In that time, I’ve heard nonstop talking from Lola and nonstop badgering from Malcolm! I WANNA HEAR MY MIKEY!!!!! Permission to whine? Permission self-granted, damnit!

Lola’s got the phone very tied up right now, and she’s not the most attentive person alive, so I hope My Mikey doesn’t beep in and she misses it. I wouldn’t doubt it if it happened that way!!!! Please, y’all, how do you deal with someone who never stays quiet?!!!!! Lola is OCD if I ever knew it, but what can you do about obsessive talking? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Ok, I’ve made it through morning screaming, so surely, I can make it another hour until Malcolm is gone, and Lola will hopefully HUSH! Thelma is weary of talking to her for now, so I’m stuck out unless Betty gets pissed at Lola again. I hope that doesn’t happen, because it physically hurts me to be as angry as Betty gets with her.

My Mikey, RESCUE ME!!!!!!! I love you forever times PI cubed plus one,

Your Jack