Swiped from DreamersSurveys again

Have you had sex in the past 24 hours?
No. But not because I didn’t want to!!! I fell asleep before my NEW HUSBAND got home from work. Dang!

Are you gay?
Definitely not.

Do you have hairy legs?
No.

Do you smoke anything?
Not anymore.

Do you like monkeys?
Yes. In fact I like them so much that I call my kids my little monkeys!

Would you rather swim in the ocean or a lake?
The ocean although it can sometimes be a little mind blowing cause it’s so vast.

Have you ever licked one of those square batteries?
No. I was too scared to when all my friends were doing it.

Have you ever read the Bible?
Everyday.

Did you ever go to Sunday School?
As a child I did. But the church I go to now doesn’t have it.

Do you wear a lot of black?
Not as much as I used to.

Did you ever bring a weapon to high school?
No.

Have you ever hugged a tree?
Yes. Not quite sure why I did though. Must have been when I was at 4H camp.

Do you know what a sphincter actually is?
No.

Describe your hair?
Dark brown shoulder length.

Are you a wildbeast?
Please define wildbeast.

Do you like to have fun?
YES!!!

Do you like drama?
No.

Have you ever taken a bong hit?
No.

Do you like mayonnaise?
No it tastes funny…I am a miracle whip girl.

Are you afraid to die?
Not of death per se. I am more afraid of the pain of dying. Does that make sense?

Do you like playing in leaves?
Sometimes. 🙂

Have you ever peed your pants as an adult?
Yes. Twice. Once I already had to go bad and someone scared the mess out of me literally. The other time I was 8 and half months pregnant, big as a house and stuck in my water bed!!

Have you ever thrown up on somebody as an adult?
Yes.

Are you an adult?
Yes.

Do you think you have a good handle on spelling?
Yes. I’m fairly good at it.

Ever won a spelling bee?
No.

Do you ever eat because you’re depressed?
No depression has the opposite affect on me.

Are you a television addict?:
No.

Do you think O.J. is guilty?:
Yea.

Do you enjoy spending time with your mother?:
Sometimes.

Have you ever had sex in a hot tub?
No.

On a swing?
No.

Do you like Elvis?
Not as much as when I was a kid.

Do you enjoy watching animals "do it" on the Discovery channel?
No, thanks but no.</o

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Ever been hit on at a zoo?
No.

Have you ever had sex with a total stranger?
No.

Do you enjoy the calming effects of turkey?
HUH???

Does your mom think someone’s hot?
I dunno.

Are you a sugar freak?
No.

When you hear a knock on the door, do you think "Oh shit, it wasnt me!!!"?
No.

Ever been arrested?:
Yes.

Ever commit a crime and gotten away with it, like O.J. did?:
No that’s why I got arrested.

Actually, do you like orange juice?:
No.

What sign are you?
Scorpio.

Ever do the party boy dance in front of the elderly?
No.

Where do you wish you were right now?:
In bed.

Did you enjoy this?
It was all right.