The intellegence of today’s youth, in 1 AIM convo

So I burst into my roomies room and he’s talking on the internet with some 13 year old. He’s 20. Oh well, whatever. Not like its possible to have a real conversation with this one anyways, I soon found out! I decided to see if she understood anything worth knowing. Well, while I only tested a few areas, I realized, she, being 13, just wouldn’t get it. So I had fun. Oh well. Enjoy.

Session Start (ziktick:animeluvrkenshin): Mon Jan 17 00:29:06 2005
[01/17 00:30] Ziktick: Spiacente ad altro voi. Ma avete un tasto? Tasto di bisogno di Becuase I per disporre il mio cappello sotto i miei piedi. Non danneggi prego i miei piedi.
Session Close (animeluvrkenshin): Mon Jan 17 00:30:06 2005

Session Start (ziktick:animeluvrkenshin): Mon Jan 17 00:30:12 2005
[01/17 00:30] animeluvrkenshin: um….
[01/17 00:31] animeluvrkenshin: i dont speak french german or whatever language that would be……
[01/17 00:31] animeluvrkenshin: maybe its spanish
[01/17 00:31] Ziktick: Italian.
[01/17 00:31] Ziktick: And I know. 🙂 Have a good night!
[01/17 00:31] animeluvrkenshin: yeah
[01/17 00:31] animeluvrkenshin: um night?
[01/17 00:31] Ziktick: oh, nice icon by the way. chobobo’s kick ass.
[01/17 00:31] Ziktick: especially chibi black ones.
[01/17 00:32] animeluvrkenshin: ^_6
[01/17 00:32] animeluvrkenshin: *^_^
[01/17 00:32] animeluvrkenshin: lol
[01/17 00:32] animeluvrkenshin: thanks
[01/17 00:33] Ziktick: Anytime. This is Bizarro Mikeys roommate. I peaked over his shoulder
[01/17 00:33] animeluvrkenshin: he told me
[01/17 00:33] animeluvrkenshin: lol
Session Close (animeluvrkenshin): Mon Jan 17 00:33:48 2005

Session Start (ziktick:animeluvrkenshin): Mon Jan 17 00:34:59 2005
[01/17 00:34] animeluvrkenshin: so i know his name
[01/17 00:35] animeluvrkenshin: whats your
[01/17 00:35] animeluvrkenshin: *yours
[01/17 00:35] Ziktick: Ο βουβώνας μου βλάπτει όπως κανέναν άλλο. Και εάν ΤΟΛΜΗΣΕΤΕ βλαμμένος το συνάνθρωπό μου με έναν γάιδαρο, ορκίζομαι στο Θεό σας που puke επάνω θα κάνω εμετό.
[01/17 00:35] Ziktick: James
[01/17 00:35] animeluvrkenshin: and what the hell is that
[01/17 00:35] Ziktick: Greek. 🙂
[01/17 00:35] animeluvrkenshin: oh i see
[01/17 00:37] animeluvrkenshin: so how are you so energetic at 12:30 A<
[01/17 00:37] animeluvrkenshin: *AM
[01/17 00:37] Ziktick: Well, I’m often up until 2am anyways
[01/17 00:37] Ziktick: And well, the alcohol is wearing off. 🙂
[01/17 00:37] animeluvrkenshin: oh thats just wonderful -_-x
[01/17 00:38] Ziktick: heh, well, I am 22. So it’s not really a big deal.
[01/17 00:38] animeluvrkenshin: nah its just that makes you sound drunk or something
[01/17 00:38] animeluvrkenshin: i ano
[01/17 00:39] Ziktick: Nah. Drunk people can’t really form coherent sentences when they try. I can form coherent, albeit random, sentences, then translate them. That’s talent, my friend.
[01/17 00:39] animeluvrkenshin: um….yeah…..SO cool man
[01/17 00:41] Ziktick: Yep. Cause honestly, I live to impress.
[01/17 00:42] animeluvrkenshin: man your impressing me
[01/17 00:42] animeluvrkenshin: just SO impressed
[01/17 00:42] Ziktick: Satire doesn’t really register to you, huh?
[01/17 00:42] animeluvrkenshin: no idea what it means dude
[01/17 00:42] animeluvrkenshin: its after midnight
[01/17 00:44] Ziktick: figures. Satire, is in a nutshell this: Sarcasm.
[01/17 00:44] Ziktick: It’s a bit deeper. It’s more of a social comment focusing on whatever you were essentially making fun of.
[01/17 00:44] animeluvrkenshin: um ok
[01/17 00:44] animeluvrkenshin: well if your saying sarcasm then yeah it does register cuz my responses have been sarcastic ones
[01/17 00:44] Ziktick: Yes, I know. But it is not sarcasm in a sense.
[01/17 00:45] Ziktick: satire is a subtle form of Satire, meant to make fun of whatever type of person you are imitating.

[01/17 00:45] Ziktick: As before I was saying things such as “I live to impress” I’m am being satirical towards those that actully believe that. So, to reply with a sarcastic response, means you don’t really understand what I had intended.
[01/17 00:46] Ziktick: Hence the explanation.
[01/17 00:46] Ziktick: However, if you still don’t understand, I’ll jsut let it be at that. Just know that I was basically being sarcastic. Just not as rude as actual sarcasm.
[01/17 00:46] animeluvrkenshin: um….ok
[01/17 00:46] animeluvrkenshin: dude your starting to bore me now
[01/17 00:47] Ziktick: You’ll go places. Au revoir!
[01/17 00:48] animeluvrjenshin: lataz g
Session Close (animeluvrkenshin): Mon Jan 17 00:49:02 2005

Ahh. Damn. that was the perfect ending. lataz g? dear god! She tried to be so condescending! It was so ceeeeyuuuuuuuttee!! [say aloud]Wittow baby giwl was twi-ing to be intewegent…[ok stop, you’re scaring the dog]

🙂 Went bowling tonight after work, with work. they gave away lots of free crap. I won nothing. though I drank a lil bit while there. I got tipsy then sobered up to drive home. Good times. I accidentally sent cassie a text message I had meant to send to someone else, but it’s jsut a reflex to send her one, and being tipsy, I didn’t think twice, until later. then I apologized. Oops.

Friends are suggesting I try those dating sites. Maybe. It’s expensive to actully use those things, as opposed to the cockteasing trials, as I call them. what a damn ripoff. Good night.

As always,
James
AIM/MSN: Ziktick(@hotmail.com for MSN users) feel free to contact me. – jhoffoss@gmail.com
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