Geek. Pictures. And then some.
So, here’s what I did for fun. Yes, to me, this is fun. deal with it. you’re friends with a geek. Behold, my dream computer (If you don’t want to read it, scroll down to [OK YOU CAN READ NOW]:
Warranty: 3-Year AlienCare Toll-Free 24/7 Phone Support with Onsite Service Bundled with AlienAutopsy and Respawn Like I’ll need it.
Operating System: Microsoft® Windows® XP Professional with Service Pack 2 at least htis copy will be legal.
Chassis: Alienware® Full-Tower Case (480-Watt PS) – Space Black
Power Supply: PC Power & Cooling 510 Deluxe Upgrade 510?!
ALX Heavy Duty Power Cable: Alienware® ALX System Power Cable
Processor: AMD Athlon 64 FX-55 Processor with HyperTransport Technology Now THAT, kicks ass. My order would be delayed so they could FIND one of these to sell me.
Motherboard: ABIT AV8 – VIA K8T800 Pro Motherboard
Memory: 2GB Corsair XMS Extra Low Latency DDR PC-3200 SDRAM at 333MHz – 4 x 512MB thats 4x what i have now.
Graphics Processor: ATI RADEON X800 XT Platinum Edition 256MB DDR3 w/Digital and TV Out teehee
Video Optimizer: AlienAdrenaline: Video Performance Optimizer
Video Cooling: AlienIce 2.0 Video Cooling System – Astral Blue
System Drive: High Performance – Serial ATA – 74GB Western Digital® Raptor 10,000 RPM w/8MB Cache 10kRPM! thats 10000!
Storage Drive: Additional Storage Drive – 400GB Hitachi Deskstar 7K400 7,200 RPM w/8MB Cache again, 4x what i have.
Optical Drive One: Lite-On® 16x DVD-ROM Drive with Software DVD Decoder
Optical Drive Two: NEC® ND-3500 16x Dual Layer DVD±R/W Recorder
Floppy Drive: 3.5″ 1.44 MB Floppy Disk Drive – Black
Sound Card: Creative Sound Blaster® Audigy® 2 ZS Platinum Pro High Definition 7.1 Surround with Dual Firewire (IEEE® 1394)
Network Connection: Integrated High Performance Gigabit Ethernet
Display One: Alienware® 20.1″ LCD Display fuck yeah
Display Two: Alienware® 20.1″ LCD Display TWO OF EM!
LCD Display Stands: Moview® Dual LCD Monitor Stand One one screen with this!
Speakers: Logitech® Z-5500 5.1 505-Watt Speakers surround sound speakers for my rhapsody account
Keyboard: Microsoft® Multimedia Keyboard – Space Black
Mouse: Razer Diamondback Mouse sounds cool, and expensive. must be worth it.
Biometrics: Targus DEFCON Authenticator THIS kicks ass. It’s a fingerprint security system for my computer!
Additional Input / Output Controller: SIIG® USB 2.0 5-Port PCI Controller
Digital Cameras: Canon Powershot S500 Camera
Alienware Exclusive Offers: Gamespot Complete – Free 90-day Trial (a $20.85 value)
Alienware Exclusive Offers: 10% off your next EB Games online purchase Not really applicable for me.
Free Alienware T-Shirt: Free Alienware® T-Shirt – Black
Free Alienware Mousepad: Free Alienware® Mousepad
Desktop Enhancements: Exclusive AlienGUIse Theme Manager
AlienInspection: AlienInspection – Exclusive Integration and Inspection – $99.99 Value – FREE!
AlienWiring: AlienWiring – Exclusive Internal Wire Management – $99.99 Value – FREE!
TOTAL COST: 7,504.00
Anyways. That’s a lot, more then my damn car was. 226/mo. Sigh. if Only.
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Sorry, geek moment. Pictures!
this one was while I was house-sitting at my parents. Back when Cassie and I were together. It’s a great picture. It’s a shame. A damn shame. HOWEVER. Look at my cat int he right edge. I love it.
THIS, my friends, are my friends. We’ve been friends since elementary school, and had many names. The two primary, was the Posse, and to our school, we were the Mob. We ruled the school. We had hands in every area. from Goths, to geeks, from popular, to punks. Teachers, student body, student politicians to Choir boys. We worked the system inside and out, everyday without resistance. oh man. it was great fun.
This i me and all my glory, the day I left the hospital. November 28th, 2003. I hadn’t showered in 4 days, the whole time in the hospital. Sweating, sleeping, on drugs. and bleeding. a LOT. sometimes in vomity forms, usually through my nose though. it was so dry, and i was so weak. each tim I stood up, it would bleed. No good. NEXT!
And me, 1 year, 1 month later. Yeah, I posed knd of looking like a wuss. And a peace sign? oh god. But hey, otherwise it’s a decent picture of me. I have no digital camera, else I’d be worse then Jesse. 😉
thats all I got for now. My stomache is hurting, so I’m off. Adios, mi amigos.
As always,
James
AIM/MSN: Ziktick(@hotmail.com for MSN users) feel free to contact me. – jhoffoss@gmail.com
QUOTE OF THE MOMENT: Well, after you killed them, you took t money right? Good. Man, thats my parents I’m talking about, I’m such a bad person. – Me, about 2.5 hours ago.
Hey Sweetie! Those were some great pictures! Your friends look fun. I bet ya’ll have a lot of fun together. Cassie looks kinda like me in that picture. It was cute. Very sexy picture of you too! 😉 hehehehe…anyway…I’ll ttyl. Bye! ~Lindsey
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Note to self: James, still sexy too. ~Senseless Acts of Beauty
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THEY KEEP SIGNING ME OUT WHEN I WANNA LEAVE A NOTE!!! ~much grr~
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Yay, pictures! I’m such a picture whore:) luv and pickles,
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yeah, i skipped over the geek part. sorry i’m a bad friend. that comic at the end is absolutely terrific!
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I like your comic. You rule. @–<—
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Cool pictures. You’re freidns remind me alot of this one guy I dated and his posse. Hmmm weird but very cool on the whole randomness of this thought. I hope all is going good. Don’t feel bad about the hospital pic, everyone in the hospital looks scary. and they don’thave showers for thier patients. L8rs.
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aww i like the picture of you and your friends. the comic made me laugh out loud. i like that kind of humor. 🙂
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nice poem
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