The Malteser Ultimatum

Pre-Spring warmth, and it’s time for the movies.
So I’m sitting there, perving on Matt Damon’s very serious face, lovely cool air, chilled water, couple of meds, and some Maltesers.

Maybe Matt Damon would like some Maltesers.
Mind you, he’s probably sick to death of watching this movie, but I quite enjoyed it, especially because I had Maltesers.

I think Matt Damon would join me if I had Maltesers. Then maybe we could be friends. Matt Damon and Patricia Arquette and I, we could watch this movie and eat Maltesers, then maybe go for a coffee and cake because we’re such good friends.

Of-course, you could have been with me, and Matt and Patricia, and we could have held hands and shared Maltesers. Then afterwards we could go for coffee and cake and then I could kiss you goodnight and everything.

But of-course you’re off doing whatever it is you’re doing.
Without Maltesers, I’m sure.