Keys to nav’s heart

Will we accept the illusion of something in place of the actual thing?
Yes.
I won’t even debate it.
It might be tragic and sorrowful, but the answer to that is a resounding yes.

Ways to win nav’s heart (read: shortcuts – if you can’t be bothered with real relationship cultivation);

1. Take him out for a day and spoil him rotten. Buy him clothes, jewellery and really good food, oh and also make sure you drive. No-one has ever done that for him, and he’ll marry you for sure if you do it.

2. Talk to him for hours and hours about anything. Make sure you talk though – he’ll listen. He’ll surely and carefully be listening to you.

3. Read the previous entry about fashion, search for as many of the songs as you can, listen to them and tell him about how cool you think he is for having such great taste in music and fantasising about haute couture to it all.

4. When he spends three hours telling you about how sick he is and how he doesn’t want it to be unfair to you, tell him it isn’t a problem and promptly kiss him.

5. Step 1 – Suggest you watch Tokikake with him. Step 2 – Add one bottle of good red wine. Step 3 – Remove clothes. Step 4 – plan wedding.

6. Step 1 – Add one bottle of wine. Step 2 – plan wedding.

Thank god for the little red line spell checker add-on for Firefox, otherwise my wine-induced typos would be all over the place.
Is it really that easy to ply me with red wine?
Right now, yes.
Yes it is.
A resounding yes.

I’m going to bed now.
None of you love me enough.